For a Good Time Call (Pronouns & Eulogies)

 
For a good time call my number on the wall
I swear it’s not sexual or even sensual
And though it may sound pervy when I say you’ll have a ball
It’s not like that at all

I’ll make you laugh your ass off
To the point you will have tears in your eyes
But if you die due to a hard cough
I’ll be the first one at your funeral to apologize
…and eulogize

Dearly beloved, here lies (insert your name here)
(Insert how you pronounce your pronouns) was caught off guard
I think something was triggered internally
Because I made (insert your pronoun here) laugh really hard

My bad