Women Ask Men to Scoot Over

I honestly couldn't tell you if I use that word or not. I'm more inclined to simply say "Could you move your ass, please?" But scoot...don't think so

Well, as long as you say please, I'm down with it ...

Definitely not a word I use, unless I'm talking about my dog dragging its ass across the carpet!! 🤣

Besides, I don't want him to move away from me in bed. I like being the little spoon.

Her question is a good one, though... what are you trying to prove? 😉🤠
❤️k

It's just an observation on vernacular.
Words universally used by men and women that separates them but in reality it's often the same ....

I might have written this one before ..
Thx k 💓

Lol, very good. Loved the comedy here. However... your dislikes are mounting up. You don't like talking about the weather either. There is much that I don't like too, like noisy eaters & people who cough a lot. Hang on... I do those things too, lol. Actually, I find myself infuriating, come to think of it! ;-)

Really now
NOISY EATERS
Pretty gross, agree

Hahaha, you're wild dude. At times we're a snuggler, but there are times we can't stand anyone in our bed. We have actually gotten out of the bed with ourself and slept on the couch, our mind screw with us sometimes. This is a tight one dude, killer ending.  

You can't make this stuff up ME.
You know, you've been there.
I write them as I see them, sometimes I'm writing them in mid-scoot.
Hey, I like a good laugh and people are smiling.  That's good enough for me.
Glad you like.
BIG THANKS

We really really needed the laugh, do you think it's just one example of them taking over

As much as we cavemen want to think we are in charge, we're not. If you are both working towards the middle, that's all you can ask for I believe...
If you have a good partner that's half the battle towards happiness...
My take as I Scoot towards her lips..

Hahaha

🙂🙃

Dear PS,

Great observational piece. I throughly enjoyed the humor in this however, I have to skedaddle because I never scoot. 😉
Big Dig!!
H🌷

Dear H,

Skedaddle,now there's a word I haven't heard in a while.  Definitely interchangeable with Scoot.  Either way I'm being told to move.
But she knows I'll be back !!

Thanks for your comment H

Appreciate you !

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Never used the word SCOOT. I like to snuggle on the jungle gym I just got done playing on.
However, I have shoved someone off me when I’m being smothered on the 1” of bed space they decided to leave me when they’ve hijacked the bed. Even though I’m pissed, I still have the respect somehow not to wake them up (why?!). I’ll just mutter some nasty cuss words under my breath and shove. If that doesn’t work, I high tail it to the couch and give them dagger eyes in the morning (a bit passive aggressive, I know).
Then tell them how they can make me a happy girl again …

We all have our ways of claiming real estate in the bed.  We have a King Size bed and there are still border skirmishes.  But it's all in fun and if I retreat to the couch it's only because one of is is sick.  So all good !

Thanks for your take Mary !!

Yes, we each give meaning to words, so I'll scoot away and think about more meaning of scoot. My General is always on top of his game. Thanks! Hugs and peace, Oral

You know me Oral
I try to be topical and examine everyday habits of the genders.  It's funny and ironic I think.

Thank you for your loyalty Colonel !!

I have been on the edge of the bed and noticed a huge amount of unused bed space on the otherside the partner.
Years of discussion, like diplomatic talks, have secured me enough space in the bed. I no longer feel I am about to fall off.
Regards

Often the scooter is pushing the receiving scootie off the bed despite being enough room in the middle for both.  It's funky.
Need to examine further into this phenomena....

Glad you got what you need James

Appreciate your comment

If she use that words then you give her orgasmic bliss over and over again.  Keep on writing.

Noted and under review

LOL.
So relatable.
Well done sir. BL

Men and women have their own catch phrases ...
Sometimes we share and other times not ...

Thx W

This is cute. It's real and honest how we relate in the raw moments. Although angsted one side or the other its still rather sweet to know people can be honest and still get along together so well.

We have a lot of laughter in our relationship.
Guess I’m the class clown type but with a dryer sense of humor.  We’ve been at it for decades and I’ll be scooting for many more years I hope 🤞

Thx for your great comment LB