Zara and Mike good; Harry, and crucially Meghan bad! A natural simplification for idiotic Daily Mail readers!

 
By Stanley Collymore  

An Andrew Windsor deflection?
Zara and Mike Tindall being
fatuously cast as simply
regular members of the British public,
at large? What vile crap! Basically the
lifestyles that these two cretins really
live aren't crucially gained simply by
actually riding horses or also having
played rugby, and furthermore Zara
has security guards with her clearly
everywhere she goes; but never the
less they're discernibly deceptively,
but really deliberately, beneficially
and irrefutably, purposely dressed
up by the quite relentless Windsor
PR machine, basically sycophantic
fawning rags and significantly too
other similarly media outlets, like
the undeniably quite hereditarily
owned Daily Mail to literally look
precisely, like ordinary members
of the public in order to keep the
distinctively profitable and quite
feudally oriented and essentially
unquestionably, beneficial gravy
train in tandem with the equally
actually beneficial offshore, and
no British tax paid too, personal
bank accounts of these Windsor
and Daily Mail type owners vile
profiteering quite happily going!

Rather additionally to all that
Zara and Mike actually live
in a massive house that's
located on Zara's mum own property
naturally gifted to her mother, Anne
on the distinct occasion then, of her
marriage to Mark Phillips; actually
so, by her now quite evidently late
mother Liz Windsor, while clearly
and quite obviously in addition to
this very evident aforementioned
situation Zara and Mike, dutifully
for them, distinctly and naturally
undeniably, quite customarily do
routinely, also have at their daily
whim and disposal, a plethora of
servants of all kinds, discernibly
attendant also with likewise live
in nannies, to cater on a 24 hour
basis, for their similarly spoiled
brats when simply infrequently
at home or oftentimes crucially
very unconcernedly, effectively
actually gallavanting off, Down
Under, rather really holidaying
without their brats simply able
to clearly inconvenience them.

So please, do carrying on daftly
believing all you want to, you
truly, totally unquestionably
intellectually challenged cretins; that
Zara and Mike comprise an ordinary
couple since realistically no sensible
person really expects, fatuous idiots
like yourselves, with no lives really
worth mentioning and basically as
well who very desperately need to
portray your evidently manifestly
actually customarily pathetic and
obviously, transparently toxically
verminous existences, effectively
through what very obvious prats
like Zara and Mike, are evidently
doing, as if these facile activities,
assinely somehow, actually were
or are essentially your very own.

In reality though, it's all simply
a fantasy, but being who and
what you actually are, is as
futile as sending shit down a lavatory
bowl; but before you generally flush
the pan, you put an accompanying
note vainly with this shit explaining
to those at the sewerage plant that
will be treating this excretion which
you're undoubtedly: although your
shit is clearly, collectively bundled
up with plainly, less appropriately,
desireably suitable ones, crucially
it rather vitally, mustn't be simply
casually, let alone manifestly and
uncaringly recklessly overlooked
that that specifically note written
shit did undoubtedly, specifically
and quite discernibly come from
a most veritably, aptly perceived
societal class, than the naturally
stinking, and inferior excrement,
vilely and characteristically also
discernibly discharged, by those
quite self-evidently from council
and too social housing locations.
Thus undoubtedly in its starkest
revelation actually exemplifying
the massive difference between
our really civilized, monarchical
aspirations and their crass ones.

(C) Stanley V. Collymore
14 January 2024.


Author's Remarks:
The obvious and ongoing Daily Mail, other rightwing and unquestionably also Nazi media clickbait but likewise pathetic raison d'etre to keep the very intellectually challenged and distinctly discernibly too thoroughly gullible and essentially sycophantic serfs in line by consistently feeding them a plethora of clearly anti-Meghan and Harry attacks, even when the distinctly ghastly written stories themselves quite obviously have nothing whatever to do with them! But whoever rationally said that there was a cure for British idiocy or similarly too that of their kin in the very genocidally acquired countries like Australia, New Zealand, Canada and the USA?

With so much monarchical garbage in it the Daily Mail should rename itself "The Royal Mail"!