Alternative Trans Dictionary

Transmogrification------------Trans werewolf
Trans Siberian Railway------Trans trains
Transistor Radio----------------A radio belonging to a trans persons sister
Transcript-------------------------Trans person burial chamber
Transferral-------------------------Trans person going wild
Transfigure------------------------Hormones
Transform--------------------------See above
Transit------------------------------Not relating to seating
Transit Camp----------------------A camp trans person not sitting
Translate----------------------------Overdue transperson
Translunar---------------------------Mad trans person
Transonic----------------------------A very fast trans person
Transpire----------------------------A Viking trans persons funereal
Transponder-----------------------A trans person lost in thought (as i often am)
Transpose--------------------------A trans person posing!

by Jemia
(soon to be moving to Transylvania, fang you very much!)