WHAT A DRAG!

Hey!
I just learned something
new

want to hear about it?

alright then, here you
go

this is how we can
save our children

it isn't automatic weapons
in schools that we need to
be concerned about

is isn't the fentanyl being
put in everything from
heroin, meth and pot that
we need fear

it isn't the brain rotting
social media lying
through it's cyber teeth
that we need be on
guard against

it isn't climate change,
ongoing covid vaccinations,
lack of free school lunches,
books not yet banned from
the library, former presidents
paying hush money to porn
stars or even our government
who pisses away thousands
of dollars every second of
every day crucifying the
constitution and freedom

nope...

it's none of the above

it's drag queens

if we stop our kids from
seeing drag queens perform
then all our problems will
evaporate like smoke from
a cheap cigar

and everything will be
white picket fences,
mom in the kitchen
wearing an apron,
dad in the den with
slippers on puffing a
pipe, two car garages
and chicken on the
table on a sunny
fucking I love Jesus
church going Sunday
afternoon

there

see how easy it all
is