A letter to my CPA

Pinch one or get off the shitter
Chiming in like a gangsta on that Tax Twitter
Crooked CPA
Don’t even play
Listen what Jermaine has got to say

Charge a nigga 700, yeah I’m annoyed
Motha fucka, this nigga self employed
I turning tricks but you turn em too
I ain’t no accountant’s jiggaboo

My list of deductions is biblical
You think this shit is whimsical?
KY? Deduct it
Dildo? Deduct it
If Uncle Sam don’t refund
The mother fucker can suck it.

Tell me how a man like me can make it
The system broke and it ain’t me who break it
I just needs me that direct deposit
Without no taxman looking for skeletons in my closet

So do you’s job, crunch them figures
For them real deal streetwise niggas
We all got bills
But I gots more skills
Than an Applebees got chicken fingers

I needs dat compensation