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People are Not What they Used to Be ( Humor Sorta )

People have always sucked  
But now worse than ever
Simple manners vanished †
Why ?  
Too busy texting walking down the street  
I could have told you to look out for that dog shit  
You wouldn't have heard me  
Too busy †
Now busier scraping shit off your shoes  
Hope you have a lot of grooves on the sole  
That will keep you busy for awhile †
Off your frigging phone  

Some people say I have a bad attitude †
I say nothing that a cheap bottle of vodka and a blow job won't cure †
I also say go fuck yourself †
I can say that in multiple languages †
My favorite is a grit language  
Its called New York-ese †
Hey Asswipe  
Yeah I'm talkin' to you  
You see any other Asswipes here ?  
You got shit on your shoe †
It's not from my dog  
She's a lady, curb trained  
Unlike you  
Clean it up and throw it in the trash can  

Have a wonderful day  
Written by PoetSpeak
Published | Edited 5th Mar 2023
Author's Note
Shit on a shoe
Entered in the Peeves competition
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