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(A Poem to My Wife)
 
Prologue
 
Honey, wait until you hear what I have in store for you
It’s so good I think you’ll be weak, shaking at the knees
I mean this verse is a whopper of a proper panty-dropper
It’ll rock your world AND universe when you see this piece
 
I’ve written the most intense poem you’ll be in suspense
When you read each line you’ll feel attraction to the flame
It’s so keen I’m sure that it’s going to make you come…
…to the conclusion that my allusions are all fun and games
 
Will you dig it? Will you feel it? Will you believe it when I unseal it?
You’ll gasp when you grasp the notion as it slides inside your mind
The words may leave you stirred you’ll be both, hot and bothered
Clobbered by indecent scenes and scenarios for what I am inclined
 
Just wait…
 
You’re going to huff and puff every time you peruse those rhymes
And think I’m being aloof with each line as proof of my intellect
You’ll rejoice because I am poised to make you the most moist
Salivating at the mouth eager when I present this concept
 
You might say this is my first crack at a thirst trap like a cursed fap
You know I like to let my vivid and wicked imagination run amuck
I’ve written something that at the end you’ll be like “no he didn’t”
Just hear my pleas so please give me a sec ‘cuz my laptop is stuck
 
I mean this poem is the nastiest of the nasty but still respectful
Like, you’ll quiver when the lines deliver all of my sensuality
It’s a dirty daydream of fun fantastic fantasy and flight of fancy
A total torrid titillating tribute to human sexuality
 
It’s the kind of ode that can joke and also choke a chode  
One that is so evocative and provocative it will make your toes curl
You’ll open your mouth and be awed while exclaiming “oh my gawd”
And it may take your breath away as you try to clutch your pearls
 
Wait, wait give me another minute I have a slow modem
It’s coming up…get ready for the sexy poem I’ve been promoting
The anticipation is building, oh baby just be patient
But my damn computer…the words are still loading
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