Black Friday

It's that time of year again and this is the truth
It's that time when ladies put on the tight fitting jeans and designer boots
More than a few show up with a decorative cameltoe
Thongs and bikini panty lines demanding that they show more

I liked her boldness, she came right out and complimented my eyes
She had a tiny waist, but she popped out around the ass and thighs
Compliments were returned, I could tell that she was trying to place my accent
All things being equal, I was trying to impress her with my accent

We exchanged numbers and I promised that I'ld call
I stood there watching her walk away, tossing her hair, swinging her hips and all
She knew that I was watching so she added a little extra movement to her hips
My mind started racing, thinking of what to do with those hips

I bided my time waiting until we were a few aisles apart
I called her up and complained that the separation was breaking my heart
We reunited and finished our shopping together
I found out that she was once married, but they were no longer together

We discuss our career choices and our hobbies too
Things that we liked in a partner and things we don't like when they do
It soon dawned on me that this was our first date
While standing there in the aisle I told her, she could spend the night it was getting late

She liked that, it made her smile
She turned me down, but she had to think for a while
I told her that I wouldn't press it and that it was fine
She said she appreciate that, but definitely the next time
 
We stood in the parking lot for a bit, she even reached out and held my hand
Yes, it's winter time and love is making it's demands
I've got to baptize her, wetting her with the sweetest of love
I'm having visions of her in front of a fireplace on a bear skin rug

We shared a few kisses and she allowed me to pull her in close
We talked about who was going to miss who the most
But time had gotten late and our first date had to end
I had to catch the cleaners and she still had to cook dinner for her boyfriend