Foosha

ok! let me process this for a moment. You, cut your balls off? Using the kitchen
blender! Is there a particular reason why you picked 3 am in the morning to do  
this? All that screaming caused your mom to come out of her Sleep Apnea mask
and your granny to lose her turn at Solitaire. Just because Barry Manilow has
considered it? Would you please sweep your testicles up off the floor? The  
damn cat thinks they are catnip. Now your voice sounds like Roseanne Barr. Did
you save me some of the Cheetos? I guess this means that you will repaint your
Harley foosha. Ok, ok! fuschsia, f u  c h  s  i  a.  
 
Your mom and I don't give a damn if Bruce Jenner disfigured himself. Not all
people here in California are short people. I am not a height-bigot, but...Sonny  
Bono was short, small, and ugly. It wasn't my fault. The same can be said about  
Yosemite Sam or Elmer Fudd. One can be straight but not have a parade. Was  
this your way of coming out? Well! Why are you standing in the pantry? Tell your
grandpa that he can come out, but bring the Shredded Wheat with him