I'm no damn Vampire, No damn Priest, Just Pragmatic and Horny

Nah, it's never enough, until it's too much.
Do you really care what we think, anyway?
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Great vent, cowboy.
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😉k

All I want is Sex, Comments and Reading Lists ....

BIG VENT THANKS

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Point well made! This ain't no party, this ain't no disco, this ain't no foolin' around.  (I almost got to see Byrne and Talking heads at CBGB's in the late '70s.)  [place juvenile emoji here).  Liked!

BIG LIKE the attempt to see the Heads at CBGB's

I saw them at Forest Hills sometime in the 80s
They played Burning Down the House TWICE
Fucking transcendent show !!

Thx Ted
We might have bumped into each other along the way,who knows ?

You show you what type a man you are.  Let the animal spirit and give her orgasmic bliss over and over again.

My motto is :  NO DEPOSIT, NO RETURN...

HI PS:)

Hahahah!!
Vampires as angry mosquitos - that is brilliant!!!
That makes perfect sense.

Something tells me you are going to be just fine amigo:)

Yo A

When I saw you were on I said to myself,  this is your kind of snarky poem.   Damn mosquitoes love me.  Only thing that repels them is Avon Skin so Soft.  My wife says I smell like a dime store whore.
Hey, I got no problem with that.  

Glad you like

BIG THANK YOU A

I have Avon skin so soft body wash and lotion!!!
Too funny. I snag them from my moms house cause she buys
in bulk. hahahah

I love buying I bulk
I buy stuff and then I forget I already have some
How many swiffers and AAA batteries do you need?
Feels like Costco East here...

Dear PS,

So what you’re saying is you love emoji’s and small talk. 😂🤣🤪🤟🏻🤠🫶🏻
At least your muse is just giving you the silent treatment. Mine packed up and left town. B*tch!
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Long live the poetic rant. You’re rockin’ it.
Big Dig Sir!!
H🌷

Dear H,

I was not feeling any pain when I launched this stream of lack of filter ..
The Old Forester 115 proof was settling in nicely.  

Sorry to hear your Muse bolted.  I have high respect for mine.  She let's me know when it's good and I'm on the right track and also when it sucks and I just get the silent treatment.  Then it's back to the drawing table.  A lot to be said for muses and mentors.  Hope you get another.  

I'm up too early again and the humidity is off the charts, nonetheless... Onward

Thanks H
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I am a vampire, but you knew that.
I want your blood and the alcohol too.
Those angry mosquitoes will get under your skin.
Get into your bones... I always need sunglasses.
Old school emoji exemption.. ;) :p
Horny is a religion and spiritual, at least to me.
I worship there all the time. It's so distracting.
Now what is this thing you did? Inquiring minds want to know.
'Stop making sense' Was I? :p

Yes KristinaX my luxurious vampire.
I allow little bites here and there, my blood is like Wild Turkey 101 ..
You can put me in your coffee for an extra thrill.
What I did would be unfathomable to you at your dedicate age, I still can't believe I did it and survived.  That's PM territory.

Love your comment and RL.  I like them these days !

This is perfect for my morning here.  My headache, my backache.  I'm not so young anymore, but for a while I am!   Lol.

You do "angsty" well, sir.   Funny how we can get ultra motivated by certain things.  

Awesome stew you've stirred!

I'm probably much older than you Styx but age at this point is defined by aches and pains and how horny we still are.  Been lifting light weights since April 2020 combined with other exercises and my sex drive feels like it did many moons ago.  I'm grateful.  Or maybe it's the bourbon I started drinking again.  Pretty lit up when I wrote this.

Appreciate your visits tremendously Styx

Thanks

I enjoyed this wild venting,  felt quite like crazy rap, horny is fun. Kudos!

Plz also read and comment my newest poem too.

Glad you dig it Z, definitely my rap

BIG THANKS

A few things I could say about this. I recall my brother who would always claim he was born in Texas, like mom and dad. (he was born in New Jersey)  Then he visited Texas. After those mosquitoes he never claimed Texas again.

“Naive Melody” is one of my favorite tunes of all time. Love playing that bass line, even if it is a synthesizer.

Much you write here resonates with my own experiences.

I’m honored by your comment Jazz.
The Heads had a lot to say in their own cryptic and melodic way.  I love that song too.  Great intro before the vocal.
I feel like a reporter from the edge sometimes on DUP.  I’m glad we are commenting on each other.
Perspective !!

BIG THANKS J

115 proof sounds fire, and may be smooth.
Love me some Talking Heads (used to have a crush Tina).

Very pragmatic. BIG LIKE.

Yeah, Tina was ultimate cool and sexy needy too
Jerry Harrison is a great guitar player who flew under the radar.
A phenomenal band.  Saw them once at the height of their popularity, a concert I'll never forget ....

Stay away from the Old Forester, that's 115 proof devil juice ,.

Thx W