Bad Drivers Beware

Why is it so difficult to maintain a steady speed
My cruise control is wishing that it could fulfill its need
A passing lane, slow poke speeds up!
Kick em in the cup

It's great you think of yourself as a leader
Will never be nabbed as a speeder
This fast lane ain't you, the slower one calls
Kick em in the balls

People who panic when they see a cop
Hit the brakes, practically stop
Don't be a turtle you chicken punk
Kick em in the junk

Who taught you how to highway merge
20 under, you're a fucking scourge
You're dangerous, no ifs, no buts
Kick em in the nuts

Pull ahead in the drive thru toad
There's kids in danger on the road
And have your fucking order ready
Kick em real steady

You think signals are optional
Cutting me off comes natural
Fuck's sake, move over so I can turn
Kick em 'til they learn

If you feel a twinge near your groin
My bad driver list is what you join
My mental powers get you back...
Kick em in the sack