Faux Concern! From a desperate for Relevance, naturally lazy, and bone idle Kate Middleton!

 
By Stanley Collymore  
 
Another useless out of  
touch platitude from
someone who has  
zero idea about  
real life! What next do you very  
specifically have in mind Kate  
Middleton? Telling us all that  
heart attacks can be fatal for  
those patients who quite so  
are unfortunately, for each  
one of them unmistakably  
a notably, luckless victim?  
Well, I never! What other  
genius statements cooly  
to follow Mrs. Windsor!  
 
Honestly  Kate Middleton  
your insincerity is quite  
hilarious, coming as it  
does from someone who aptly  
has a personal reputation to  
whiten; however, sadly for  
you my dear, that level of  
muck can't be that easily  
washed away. Crucially  
though, getting back to  
pure brass tacks what  
would you genuinely  
know, singularly too  
critically ensconced  
deeply within your  
ivory tower or else  
irrefutably, briefly  
outside of it, what  
generally goes on  
in the real world  
of truly ordinary  
or unmistakably  
and consistently  
too systemically  
racially, as well  
as systematiclly  
very purposely  
disadvantaged  
still so evident    
 
British; much less so multiple  
millions of Commonwealth  
and other quite ongoingly  
exploited, as was customarily  
the custom by the ex-British  
empire, undeniably Global  
South families? Evidently  
briefed whenever this is  
necessary, for a specific  
media PR opportunity:  
sycophantic courtesy  
exclusively of waity  
and bone idle Katie  
Middleton's visibly  
far-right and Nazi  
racist rags, intent  
allies; this too, is  
feasibly done by  
Kate's very own  
plethora, of apt  
fawning aides;  
loyal servants;  
robot-nannies;  
and royalist, in  
extremis, sick  
brownnosers!  
 
(C) Stanley V. Collymore  
21 June 2021.  
 
 
Author's Remarks:  
Kate and William together with their children; personal army of attendant aides, regular servants; the necessary nannies for their pampered children; and also other taxpayers' funded sycophants to all of their personal needs, instantaneously high tailed it pronto out of London for their luxurious with every discernibly conceivable luxury amenity possible, indoors as well as outdoors, available at their expansive taxpayers funded expensive country home  and its grounds that collectively are much larger than the entire northern English city of Manchester.  
 
There they stayed continuously for in excess of 390 days completely isolated from those that didn't - and still don't from their personal perspective  - matter; but as the fawning plebeians that they vilely are, are too bloody daft to recognize it for themselves - basically the general population. In a single  word: YOU!  
 
And it was only much later that they both embarked on doing these rather asininely conceived and quite clearly totally useless and highly irrelevant videos of theirs, conjoined lately with those even more infantile and crassly excruciatingly, nonsensical PR gigs and stunts of theirs to get much needed attention plus their desperate quest for relevance.  
 
In noticeably marked contrast, other European, hereditary royalty familial members evidently from the outset of the Covid-19 pandemic have distinctly quite notably and altruistically, and equally so, totally commendably,  done on-hand's work to readily assist in the alleviation of the problems routinely faced by their fellow countrymen and women who they see, and noticeably respect, as equal citizens; not wholly contemptibly, as in class infested and also similarly deeply entrenched mindset Britain, as bloody subjects!  
 
Thus enabling Kate Middleton, rather literally, to be able to freely comment from her privileged castle, where she has healthy kids and most essentially not a solitary discomfort in her life. Now that's what I ironically call being rich!