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Your Type
I'm not your type
I don't look right
I'm fat & not that cute
I must be easy
Down low sleazy
Or I'm a depressing Prude
Must be lonely
Pity will hold me
Bone to the dog in the fight
Pick my teeth with the bone
And send your ass home
Yours is not the only type
Unpopular opinion
(Honorable mention)
I know it's hard for you to see
I'm fucking amazing
No need to be chasing
My bed fills as I please
You don't see sexy
But that don't vex me
Cuz see, I know the Truth
I am Beauty & Laughter
Before AND After
You braid my celibate noose
I don't look right
I'm fat & not that cute
I must be easy
Down low sleazy
Or I'm a depressing Prude
Must be lonely
Pity will hold me
Bone to the dog in the fight
Pick my teeth with the bone
And send your ass home
Yours is not the only type
Unpopular opinion
(Honorable mention)
I know it's hard for you to see
I'm fucking amazing
No need to be chasing
My bed fills as I please
You don't see sexy
But that don't vex me
Cuz see, I know the Truth
I am Beauty & Laughter
Before AND After
You braid my celibate noose
Published 18th Mar 2021
Author's Note
Still chipping away at the block.
This was a quickie for someone that started a group conversation today, then turned to me for validation. He'll not be asking my opinion again soon. This happens more often that one might consider.
Team: Fuck Bois Need Not Apply.
This was a quickie for someone that started a group conversation today, then turned to me for validation. He'll not be asking my opinion again soon. This happens more often that one might consider.
Team: Fuck Bois Need Not Apply.
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18th Mar 2021 6:22pm
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Anonymous
- Edited 9th Apr 2022 5:45am
18th Mar 2021 7:13pm
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20th Mar 2021 8:09pm
18th Mar 2021 8:20pm
Very well spoken indeed sometimes we have to check others 🤔 like the old saying goes if you can't handle the truth then you shouldn't ask for the truth 😕
20th Mar 2021 8:10pm
22nd Mar 2021 12:58pm
19th Mar 2021 00:48am
Who's been upsetting you, huh? You're certainly not a depressing prude, far from it, judging by your sexy writes.
20th Mar 2021 8:16pm
No upset here. & I know I'm no Prude Lol but his argument was that I represented a sample of population of women that are either too much or too little by his perspective. I offered that he placed his bets on women filled with desperation (of which I am not) and that his perspective needed shifting. He wasn't pleased, but he learned.
20th Mar 2021 8:11pm
19th Mar 2021 4:30am
20th Mar 2021 8:17pm
21st Mar 2021 7:06am
Feisty tell-him-where-to-get-off. As one who has long taken on board the 'you don't have to be slim and supple to enjoy it' message I warmly approve. Favourite verse:
I'm fucking amazing
No need to be chasing
My bed fills as I please
I'm fucking amazing
No need to be chasing
My bed fills as I please
22nd Mar 2021 00:22am
Anonymous
- Edited 20th Aug 2022 10:45am
21st Mar 2021 6:09pm
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22nd Mar 2021 00:22am
23rd Mar 2021 7:15am
23rd Mar 2021 7:24am
23rd Mar 2021 7:28am
It's always a pleasure to read great works. Hope your/night is going great. Hugs and peace, oral xox
Anonymous
- Edited 25th Oct 2022 6:45pm
21st May 2021 5:00pm
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22nd May 2021 6:16am
16th Nov 2021 9:10pm
I love the flow in this
very creative,
someone will love it, and someone will hate it
just make sure what ever type you are you are your own type
enjoy it...
very creative,
someone will love it, and someone will hate it
just make sure what ever type you are you are your own type
enjoy it...
17th Nov 2021 5:51pm
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