Wear The Fuckin' Mask!

(A Children’s Poem by Walter’s Alter Ego)
 
Not sure if you don’t believe in science
But it’s not that difficult of a task
Many people are getting sick or dying
So please wear your fuckin’ mask!
 
You watch the news don’t ya?
I just can’t believe I have to ask
Unless you’re trying to a be spreader
Wear that mother fuckin’ mask!
 
You think it’s impeding on your freedom?
Although so many have already passed
It’s called being decent human being
Don’t be an asshole and wear the mask!
 
You can’t breathe because of a condition?
Guess what? With this your lungs won’t last
It’ll fuck you up and others around you
Motherfucker just wear the got damn mask!
 
Please listen to the doctors and experts
The virus spreads widely and very fast
But if you’re running around not caring
Don’t be a jackass and wear the mask!
 
The ones you love might be exposed too
So please don’t feel you’re being harassed
But I want to slug your uncovered mug
Are you a covidiot who won’t wear a mask?
 
Look, the whole world is trying to cooperate
It’s some scary shit and we’re all aghast
But I want to give you one good kick in the ass
My steel toe boot won’t be as nice as a mask!
 
So little children of the world do me a favor
If mom or dad or someone you know is “anti-mask”
Give them the middle finger right to their face
And yell “Hey Dumbass! Wear YOUR FUCKIN’ mask!”
 
The End
 
Next Week: Hey Asshole Keep Your Distance