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a poem! (or something like that...)
today i made a shopping list
or so i thought i ought
but added up the cost of it
and realised i was a little short!

so i removed the beans and caviar
and no champagne for me
and cut out the toilet rolls
for my posterity!

carefully removed the milk and tea
followed by bread and butter
realised then my list was empty
oh dear, what a nutter!

so i counted up all my pennies
dug up from within my chair
and spent the lot on a toupee
as i'd lost my pubic hair

but that's another story
about a visit to Brazil
had a close shave, with an Amazonian
i think her name was Gill?😏🙃