Kids Maxed Out

 
'There was an old woman
Who lived in a shoe
Had so many children
She didn't know what to do'
 
Referred to them as minimax
Her first Name Klie, her last name,..... Max
 
Mad max - A lunatics in disguise
Glad Max - Full or funny wisecracks and replies
Sad Max - Always cries
Add Max- Lies about his penis size
Had Max - Who ate all the pies
Rad Max - Being cool and trendy applies
Tad Max - On small things he always relies
Lad Max - Concerning sexual conquest lies
Brad Max - An affair with Angelina a surprise
Mossad Max - Israel intelligence spies
Chadd Max - An African midget pint-sized
Forbad Max - not allowed to do anything but always complies
Vlad Max - Impaling corpses with flies
Cad Max - Insults and decries
Bad Max - Not one of the good guys
Clad  Max - Never naked in case of a rise
Grad Max - Passes exams without a need to revise
Mad Wax - His light gets in your eyes
 
Dad Max - fathered them all
 
 
Then those who were adopted:
 
Mad Attacks - Is violence all he can do
Mad Smacks - S & M fan, his jokes were always blue
Mad Snacks - Loved Swiss cheese, fond of fondue
Mad Thwacks - Buttocks with a switch of bamboo
Mad Jaques - A bear in Paddington is right from Peru
Mad Macs - Ate at Macdonald's until he'd spew
Mad Pacts - Makes promises that never unglue
Mad Stacks - Reads library books well overdue
Mad Plax - Poor oral hygiene, food painful to chew
Mad Lax - Needs to take senna in order to pooh
Mad Sax - Always trad jazz that he blew
Mad Hacks - Up in the stew
Mad Blacks - A racist, who knew?
Mad Slacks - Expanding waist, his pants he outgrew
 
 
And the twins - Mad and Anne Thrax
 
And of course one cannot forget their Celebrity Neighbours
Brad and Angelina Pitt and their children:

Bear Pitt
Arm Pitt
Cess Pitt
Sand Pitt
Pull Pitt
Flea Pitt
Coal Pitt
Decre Pitt
Snake Pitt
Pip Pitt
Cram Pitt
Lime Pitt
 
 
And their Grandfather - Paw Pitt
And not forgetting their youngest boy
 
"Wee Cock Pitt."