Things that go Bump in the Night

Is the scary part you bumping uglies with someone else?

Hey!
Who marked this as

< Extreme Content? >

It's all a bit suggestive, i admit,
but EXTREME?  
Come on, now!!  LOL!

Scary is in the FEEL of the one being felt up on!

Extra reme   lol

You just posted it?! Wth?!

I'm positive i didn't touch that

<  !  >  ...........button!

Maybe because i forgot to select a category and backtracked to fix without closing the link and without pressing the back arrow and opened a new window and then re-entered the brevity?

Dunno,
Oh well, it just adds to the mystery,
now,
doesn't it?

Oooooooooooooooooor

maybe when You hit the

#porn theme

it's automatic?

Naughty or Nice
all interpretations are welcomed

"lol, what?! "

-was my initial thought-

it took a minute, i admit,

oh gosh,
what am i to do with you, Sir?  lol

You!!!!!!

May do damn-near anything You want
with me, Beautiful one

: )

Holy trinity of unholy halarious! Hahaha I've no idea why I said that, but I said it !! Ha ha fucking ha!!!! You could never,' ever conceive of the level and magnitude, purest evil, kick you in the balls, makes you vomit while questionin your own reality, kind of horror show, worst day of all other days I've had to endure, I'm certain that you could imagine it,or empathize, but not to give birth to, or otherwize conceive of (that fucking run on sentence should be credited somewhere! The fact that it's all punctuated  properly, I think and that it makes goddammit sense, blows my mind. It's madness!). Short story long...bad day.....funny friend....brief intermission in my tragically broken and lost nightmare of a mobious strip, hell on earth life.......now back to our regular scheduled program

Huh?

LOL

OK

Wow I just reread my comment and “huh” is about the best response ever. Lol I’m a dork!

i was thinking maybe You are a lot like me and experience psychotic episodes and so,
i gave You the benefit of my doubts  :)

no worries

I think you may be correct. I’m sure, however, that that day was one to test the strength of my heart, will and character. It was, without a doubt, the worst day of my life, to date, and let me tell you, I’ve had some doozies!  To take home that title is no small feat. I’m just sorry that you had to be in the aftermath of it all. I’m sure you have a purpose in all of this chaos and carnage, even if only to be the voice of sanity and reason. I’m just trying to figure that out still. I’m glad for your writing and commentary though, its helpful far more than you can know.

It's about time...that extreme content happened to one of my poems as well the other day.

LOL -- ever figure out why it happens?

Has to be one of the mods, it happened before once last year when one changed every poem in the erotic category to ec

Dear T,

The comments are hilarious and your poem is spooky.  Good luck in the comp. h🌷👻

LOL -- i was trying to make it suggestively spooky

appreciate the read and kind comments

i think the EC thing happens automatically when tagging something erotic or porn until it can be reviewed by one of the purple powers that be. happened to me that other day and I was distraught because I didn't say cock once lol

ohhhhhhhmygooooodness this is bloody fantastic, absolutely razor sharp. giggled my derriere off, Tallen. it's the cleverest piece of writing I've read in ages!

Your 1st comment caused me to laugh loudly
------ thank You

Thank You for the wonderful praise, Beautiful
(2nd comment)
Delighted You read my intent

Honored for the RL add

I'm afraid to ask... LOL, made me giggle this morning. Brought a little cheer to a wet grey day today.  :-)  Best of luck in the comp!

I love helping peoples
to
laugh

& delighted to ferry You to a good start to Your
morning

thank You for sharing with me

o O well done, you! Best of luck in the comp!

thank You
thank You
&
(still not trying to win - just broadening my reading audience -- but thank You for the luck anyways)

dearest Tallen your irony is razor sharp here
I'm feeling a bit melancholy tonight
and am picking up hints of sadness here
could just be my own damned feelings getting in the way...

in any case it's very clever
and effective...

love Brenda ❤

I feel You, Brenda

There's a lot going on in this spill

could be a wisp of sad

appreciate Your thoughtful and thinking comments

Lol ... Love it ... Bless and love ... .

i am here to entertain  : )

Delighted to make You laugh

appreciate the read and share

Absolutely delighted to cause You to smile

appreciate Your read and share