Dirty dirt

I used to be a fat kid
Flab kept my abs hid
Then I dabbled with the acid
Hit a tab, did a back flip

It vanished it was magic
From carbohydrate addict
To protein packing savage
And having massive package

Chocolate is my nemesis
My vital organ terrorist
Your insulin insensitive
I only order tender shit

Like sirloin salmon chicken breast
I’m cutting back on cigarettes
Put cinnamon in coffee cups
No milk or sugar baby that’s enough

Got water what you waiting for
Was drinking for the taste before
My protein shake hydrate me more
That’s why I got amazing core

I used to be a lazy boy
Spend days sat on my lazy boy
Grew tits, oh shit come save me Lord
Met god, his grace replaced my lazy thoughts

From fuck about to fuck around
To fuck her mouth and dick her down
I’m swimming in her, Finna drown
Good thing I’m getting thinner now

My fitness peak her interest init
I peak, and poke my penis in it
My kiddies spilling, swimmers flinging
She love the shower, keep her singing

Got 10ug of vitamin D
Do spinning kicks like hitmonlee
Was wider than the Christmas tree
Apple cider vinegar did the trick for me

I’m fasting intermittently
This path the perfect fit for me
My carves could lift the triple beam
My cardio a different league

Get lifting bitch it’s in our blood
And fix your dinner, slim your gut
You’ll grin for real and feel the love
And she’ll be willing to let you stick it in her butt

I promise brother that’s my word
Get working on reducing girth
You’ll have a heard of horny birds
I down to do the dirty dirt