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Pirate 3 - Every Port O’ Call
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With whores in every port ‘o call
A pirate aught not be alone
And I intends ta’ fuck ‘em all
Down to me very last doubloon!
‘‘Tis money that a pirate needs
With whores in every port ‘o call
If ya’ want ter spread yer seed
And exercise yer cock ‘n balls.
Back aboard me ship, I’ll crawl
Me crotch a’ fire, too sore ta’ piss!
With whores in every port ‘o call
I got the Clap, or Syphilis.
At sea, a pirate gets no joy
From wankin’ ‘till me cock be raw
Or buggerin’ the cabin boy
With whores in every port ‘o call!
With whores in every port ‘o call
A pirate aught not be alone
And I intends ta’ fuck ‘em all
Down to me very last doubloon!
‘‘Tis money that a pirate needs
With whores in every port ‘o call
If ya’ want ter spread yer seed
And exercise yer cock ‘n balls.
Back aboard me ship, I’ll crawl
Me crotch a’ fire, too sore ta’ piss!
With whores in every port ‘o call
I got the Clap, or Syphilis.
At sea, a pirate gets no joy
From wankin’ ‘till me cock be raw
Or buggerin’ the cabin boy
With whores in every port ‘o call!
Published 7th Aug 2019
| Edited 1st Sep 2019
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7th Aug 2019 8:08pm
Oh the the things we do to answer natures call, this gave me a laugh but holds an underlying message of satiation :)
8th Aug 2019 00:28am
rrr matey, this pirate had himself some fun but now the itch and ache be a hurtin'.
Great quatern sir Reggie.
Great quatern sir Reggie.
