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BEST SEAT IN THE HOUSE
Welcome!
I am so thrilled
that you’ve come to visit
underdressed?
heavens no
we’re strictly
come as you are,
clothing optional
you’re here to relax
can I pour you something?
Cabernet Sauvignon?
mais oui ma belle
a fine choice
I saved my favorite,
special seat for you
ease yourself down
you brought me a flower?
fresh from your garden?
that is very kind of you
what a succulent pink rose
the delicate, silky petals folded
still coated with droplets of dew
it is soon to blossom
in the heat of this room
the scent is intoxicating
sweet and earthy
I can’t help but bury my face
in its folds
like a honey bee hungry for nectar
Can you feel that?
I can tell by your surprised smile
and your approving moan
that you do
the seat comes equipped with massagers
do they feel like fingers
reaching into your most intimate places?
are you tingling all over?
you’re rocking back and forth
that’s the spirit
enjoy the ride my lady
look at your flower now
fully blossomed
do I see a drop of nectar there?
all gone
Did you enjoy yourself?
I am enthralled that I could share with you
the best seat in the house
please come again and again!
I am so thrilled
that you’ve come to visit
underdressed?
heavens no
we’re strictly
come as you are,
clothing optional
you’re here to relax
can I pour you something?
Cabernet Sauvignon?
mais oui ma belle
a fine choice
I saved my favorite,
special seat for you
ease yourself down
you brought me a flower?
fresh from your garden?
that is very kind of you
what a succulent pink rose
the delicate, silky petals folded
still coated with droplets of dew
it is soon to blossom
in the heat of this room
the scent is intoxicating
sweet and earthy
I can’t help but bury my face
in its folds
like a honey bee hungry for nectar
Can you feel that?
I can tell by your surprised smile
and your approving moan
that you do
the seat comes equipped with massagers
do they feel like fingers
reaching into your most intimate places?
are you tingling all over?
you’re rocking back and forth
that’s the spirit
enjoy the ride my lady
look at your flower now
fully blossomed
do I see a drop of nectar there?
all gone
Did you enjoy yourself?
I am enthralled that I could share with you
the best seat in the house
please come again and again!
Published 12th Jun 2019
Author's Note
Yet another repost I wrote in 2013. That seemed to have been a most stimulating erotic epoch...pour moi.
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12th Jun 2019 6:42am
Definitely, the best rocking chair in the house... thanks for the repost; definitely worthy of such m’dear ! 🌻
12th Jun 2019 9:03am
Thank you so much, Starzz! Yes a truly custom rocking chair meant to relieve all that built up tension. I appreciate your words of encouragement.
12th Jun 2019 2:11pm
Very interesting. Love the way it read making us believe there was a conversation between them
12th Jun 2019 2:32pm
Thank you Taboo! I enjoy writing monologs with the implication of s dialog. I am glad you like the piece.
Anonymous
12th Jun 2019 8:10pm
gods, i'd offer you a standing ovation
but that would mean vacating the seat
but that would mean vacating the seat
12th Jun 2019 9:54pm
13th Jun 2019 9:40pm
I'm so glad you reposted, this is a sexy & the whole thing is one juicy metaphor. Great use of imagination here. Yum!! I'm rocking 😄
13th Jun 2019 9:47pm
Thank you so much, Pandora! I am glad you got the metaphor. I was unsure whether it shines through. You're in touch with such magic so I knew you'd understand. Sorry for posting so many on your comp. I'm really not trying to win. I win when you read and comment on my entries 😉
15th Jun 2019 6:18pm
The best seat in the house, it is! If anyone missed that metaphor in the entirity, they're blind! No worries..post away..I enjoy reading you!
15th Jun 2019 8:14pm
4th Dec 2019 7:29pm
Oh... you definitely wrote this with the female in mind. It’s so sexy to hear you speaking directly to her through this piece. The tone drives me MAD.
All girls should have a special seat;
readily available when they are.
All girls should have a special seat;
readily available when they are.
5th Dec 2019 2:10am
Thank you so much, Rachel! It makes feel do good and accomplished to know that I reach the female reader...it is no mistake that I chose Gahddess_Worship as my profile name.
