O'Kelly Baby

Have you heard
the one about  
Tommy Kelley's mother?  
 
Yesterday, she had a baby and now Tommy  
has a little brother.  
 
Another son  
should make his father
very proud indeed.  
 
But Mr. Kelley is confused  
its been a year,  
since his vasectomy!  
 
Now Mr. Kelley,  
thinks his wife  
is practically a saint.  
 
When they go see a lawyer  
formally, to make a file  
of the complaint.  
 
And Mrs. Kelley states,  
that they will not pay another dime.  
 
His next vasectomy  
should be free.  
Obviously,  
the doctor fucked it up  
last time!