My Affection For Erection🍌

( A Contemplation Of Inflation )            
“Don’t be a drowser if you browse her.”- Cracker Jackson*            
           
I’m so high on Monty’s Python            
I’m a junky for his Chunky            
           
I’d go hatless for my Atlas            
Time for Wham Wham on his Bam Bam            
           
I’m so fonda Anaconda            
I would want some of his Johnson            
           
I’ll invest half in his Mine-Shaft            
Wrap my legs ‘round Arm & Hammer            
           
He can checkmate with the Bishop      
He can swagger with that Dagger      
     
I would ding-dong for his fat Shlong      
I’da knock wood on his Manhood      
     
I’d put fish sauce on his Egg Roll      
I ain’t shirkin’ from his Gherkin      
     
I would tussle his Love Muscle      
Noodle with his pork Kielbasa      
     
Open my gift on his Gear Shift      
I’m the owner of his Boner      
     
I’m the sporran to his Warren      
I’m a hot rock to his Shock Jock      
     
I’m a sundae with Banana      
I’m his lil toot to his wood Flute      
     
Genuflecting to my Pope Dick     
In a panic for Titanic!      
     
Vote for big cock Dick Obama      
Hole in one with Tiger Woody      
     
Time to make him Pussy Hammer      
Finish off with Mamma Jamma —      
     
In yo’ face, can’t touch this! lick lick      
     
     
     
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Written for and entered in the DUP competition    
“A Whole ‘Alotta DICKS”.