Funny Business

Down where the deep dank things are,
lies a clown of ill repute
this bull faced bozo
will bore the pants off you
with truly terrible poetry
which stink of stupid rhymes
more than enough to warrant as crimes
against literature and language.
Hidden in the sewers
this would be bard has holed up
plotting and conniving
the next pennywise dreadful
to kill with its vileness
and give all nightmares
of this antic's anthology.

But fear not!
For a brave band of misfits
with wizard wisdom
berserker belligerence
roguish repartee
and monk manoeuvres,
went down to cleanse
underground clown town
and cease the jester's japes
by beating the lyrical loon
in an epic snap rap battle,
silencing their waxing lyrical
with a verse so satirical,
that this could not even come close
to those mean keen beats
and is but a tribute
to those well versed warriors
who made that clown kowtow
to their superior melody;
now that clown has changed their views
and writes the nine o'clock news!