donaldGUMP

My name is Donald, Donald Trump
Not to be confused with Forest, Forest Gump
Life's a box of chocolates, the American dream
I scoffed the best ones, left you suckers the coffee crème

Mainstream media don't understand why I`m stressin
They don't get fucking a mannequin is really depressin
Crawl out of bed disappointed 4am sat alone on the shitter
Loose another toxic bowel movement and post it on twitter

The world thinks I`m some kinda despotic thug
When all I really crave is love and a great big hug
It`s twats like Kim Jong-Un, he is one of those mean boys
Even though I keep saying we can share our dangerous toys

My crew keep saying that I am the best
So I challenged Sadiq Khan to an IQ test
And yeah its OK that I did really fucking bad
The results got hacked and changed by my mate Vlad

So I win I win me me me
Too busy to deal with unrest in society
Its doesn't really matter if its blood or oil split
They say us narcissistic types don't feel too much guilt

I`m winning just like Charlie Sheen
So say hell yeah for good old dollar green
Racist against people of colour, more fake news deceit
I think the colour green and of spray tan orange is oh so sweet

People keep bitchin about uninsured health
That shits distracting when I`m busy celebrating myself
I love playing candy crush saga while flying air force one
Sipping champers, munchin KFC, being president is so much fun

So respect my authority, I`m no chump
And stop calling your farts a “MASSIVE DONALD TRUMP”
Yeah, go on, keep on mocking while I prepare to lock and load
I`m gonna rain fire and fury…..........Aw fuck, I cant remember the launch code

Sadiq do you know the code mate?