Muffet      - - - Inspired by DarkEnchantress

 
Little Miss Muffet  
Sat on her tuffet  
Bored right out of her mind  
Sexually frustrated  
She waited and waited  
In the hope, that sex, she might find  
 
Little Miss Muffet  
Still sat on her tuffet  
Started to rub both her tits  
Her nipples got hard  
She rubbed them with lard  
moaning and groaning omits  
 
Little Miss Muffet  
Lay back on her tuffet  
And started to finger her pussy  
She gave it a prod  
And shouted “Oh God!”  
As her pussy began to get juicy  
 
Little Miss Muffet  
Lay down on her tuffet  
With a whimper, moan and a pout  
Along came a spider  
Who sat down beside her  
Who smiled then got his cock out  
 
Little Miss Muffet  
Spread legs on her tuffet  
The spider, he gave her a wink  
It clambered on top  
He just couldn’t stop  
Fucked her brains out so she couldn’t think  
 
In a reversal of sorts  
Spider shat in his shorts  
As Miss Muffet got up off the bed  
She pulled out a knife  
And in taking his life  
She laughed as she cut of his head