Ducks in the pool

I'm not trying to be slick or seem cool
just smoking outside sitting on a wicker stool
I'm a dick, sure, just trying to take a picture
of two fucking ducks in the courtyard swimming pool
A friend lends me a camera with a blurry lens, cool,
to take pictures of my unaware feathered friends
He had no cash to buy a better one
with a decent flash to set, so all I was able to get
was a blurry pic of a duck dicking a duck
in a black and white fucking duck silhouette
quacking and cracking up, I knew the two knew
as into the silent night they flew