Truly Making America Great Again

 The ballot box, a waste of paper
It’s like a Laurel and Hardy caper
Without the chases, without the humour
As the hate grows like a cancerous tumour
Both candidates seem poles apart
Not playing nice, they show no heart
Fingers pointed, insults traded
Any wonder why I feel so jaded
Both are bullies, both are liars
Stealing thunders, setting fires
Deleted text, shredded faxes
Neither pays full income taxes
Neither pays their creditors
Both are sexual predators
Truth be known both should be jailed
It would be nicer if both had failed
Truth be known, they’re both the same
Living crooked lives like men insane

But according now to Info Wars
They’re not both simply dinosaurs
It seems their protests were way too much
And secretly their going Dutch
They’ve done what no one thought they’d dare
So despite the result, despite Bill’s affairs
Despite all justice being miscarried
Donald and Hilary are engaged to be married
James Comey is to be best man
If he can’t do it Huma Abedin can
They’ll rule together as a double act
We’d be better off if they both got whacked