Job Interview

Job Interview    
     
Goldie    
Hey, I need a job bad. I’ll do any kind of work you have. I can clean, cook, and even sew. You need a seamstress? I’m your woman.    
     
Mr. Snyder      
Well we don’t need any of those things right now. Can you type?    
     
Goldie    
Oh hell, I can’t type worth a damn. I flunked typing in high school. Come on. My landlord is about to evict me. I owe two month’s rent. Give me something to do. I promise I will do anything I’m qualified for. I can shine shoes if you want.    
     
Mr. Snyder    
Oh my. You are desperate. I’ll see what I can do. I’ll get back to you in a few days.    
     
Goldie    
Oh come on. You’re fibbing. You and I both know my application will be thrown in the trash and I’ll never hear from you again.    
     
Mr. Snyder    
That’s not true. Trust me. I was an eagle scout. I don’t lie.    
     
Goldie    
Oh so you were in the boy scouts. You seem so straight laced and proper. You need to have some fun. Don’t be so stiff. I can see by the way you sit, your posture, that you’re uptight. Listen I know just what you need.    
     
Mr. Snyder    
And pray tell what might that be Ma’am?    
     
Goldie    
You need to get fucked in the ass. I know it sounds weird. But I know how to do it just right. You’ll come just from the penetration. But of course I’ll do a hand job on you. Get loose. Drop your pants. I have a basting brush with bristles which will tickle you silly. You won’t regret it. I’ve never done it for money. But you look like you need it bad.    
     
Mr. Snyder    
Well I don’t know. I’ve never been taken from behind. But it does sound interesting. Listen give me your number. I have to think about it.    
     
Goldie    
No. No numbers. You give me your answer right here and now. Go with your gut feeling. I know you need it. I see it in your face. So tense.    
     
Mr. Synder    
Oh come on lady. Do I look like the type to get taken from the rear? That is sodomy!    
     
Goldie    
Yep it sure is. And you’ll be in seventh heaven from it. Just $100 I’ll charge. It’ll be the best sex you’ve ever had. And I surmise you haven’t had sex in a long time.    
     
Mr. Snyder    
You surmise correctly. But what makes you think I want this?      
     
Goldie    
Well you haven’t kicked me out of your office. You’re still talking to me.    
     
Mr. Snyder    
You make some good points. I’m going to clock out early. Shall we do this dirty deed at your place or mine?    
     
Goldie    
Oh honey let’s go to my place. I’ve got the basting brush there. If you like it, and I know you will, we can do this every week. I never in a million years thought I’d do this for money. But I’m excited are you? You’re so wound up I can’t tell.    
     
Mr. Snyder    
My young lady, I’m on the verge of backing out.      
     
Goldie    
You won’t sir. That I know as sure as the bulge in your pants.  
   
Mr. Snyder  
You didn’t get the strap enough when you were young.  
   
Goldie
Thick leather slapped on my tender bottom would’ve done me a world of good. Maybe I do need an older man to teach me how to behave.