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It's September, fucking xmas is right around the corner
If the stock market keeps going down, all I'm gonna give for Christmas is a discount coupon for anal sex. I'm taking it in the ass, you should too ....
Published 2nd Sep 2015
| Edited 3rd Sep 2015
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2nd Sep 2015 2:42am
lmfao by some bizarre twist of fate [balls] i'm listening to nin's closer while reading this...
... ohhhh lord, mister sybil, you are too much
xoxox
... ohhhh lord, mister sybil, you are too much
xoxox
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2nd Sep 2015 5:06am
You give new meaning to "fucking xmas".. omfg, funny. Also 2nd the stock market blues ;(
Must cackle a bit .. I can't wait for the fall but definitely bummed by the xmas hubbub. just giving my teens
the credit card & *done this year, I think.. lol
gdntes
~d
Must cackle a bit .. I can't wait for the fall but definitely bummed by the xmas hubbub. just giving my teens
the credit card & *done this year, I think.. lol
gdntes
~d
2nd Sep 2015 11:46am
Teens with cc cards could be worse than a stock market crash, just saying ....
2nd Sep 2015 6:07pm
this made me giggle wildly love what you're giving for xmas ;)
excellent humor in this write :)
with love and respect Brenda
excellent humor in this write :)
with love and respect Brenda
2nd Sep 2015 10:18pm
