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YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO TOUCH IT
Hey baby!
Don’t run
I know you’re turned on
By my AK-47
Assault weapon
Go ahead
Stroke it
But be careful
The rapid fire rate
From the long stroke piston
Can really warm up
The top op rod mount
And muzzle flash suppressor
That’s it!
Forefinger flick switch
Rapid fire selection
Watch the rate of ejection
And see the muzzle rise
My high velocity
7.62 39mm loads spit
7.9 g. projectiles
At 600 rounds a minute
For deep target penetration
Don’t overlook
My double drum
Dual magazines
Just Underneath
With their high capacity
We’ll shoot with ecstasy
Till infinity
Just try to contain your bursts
In controlled meter
So we can rat-a-tat-tat
Some damn good street rap
Girl, you take the recoil so good!
How do you like the sensation
Of a masculine ejaculation?
Now admit it
Wasn’t it fun
To jackoff
My Kalashnikov?
Inspired by the Marine Corp gun prayer.
http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=full+metal+jacket+gun+prayer&qpvt=full+metal+jacket+gun+prayer&FORM=VDRE#view=detail&mid=EA1BE9E27BEC816AC56FEA1BE9E27BEC816AC56F
Don’t run
I know you’re turned on
By my AK-47
Assault weapon
Go ahead
Stroke it
But be careful
The rapid fire rate
From the long stroke piston
Can really warm up
The top op rod mount
And muzzle flash suppressor
That’s it!
Forefinger flick switch
Rapid fire selection
Watch the rate of ejection
And see the muzzle rise
My high velocity
7.62 39mm loads spit
7.9 g. projectiles
At 600 rounds a minute
For deep target penetration
Don’t overlook
My double drum
Dual magazines
Just Underneath
With their high capacity
We’ll shoot with ecstasy
Till infinity
Just try to contain your bursts
In controlled meter
So we can rat-a-tat-tat
Some damn good street rap
Girl, you take the recoil so good!
How do you like the sensation
Of a masculine ejaculation?
Now admit it
Wasn’t it fun
To jackoff
My Kalashnikov?
Inspired by the Marine Corp gun prayer.
http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=full+metal+jacket+gun+prayer&qpvt=full+metal+jacket+gun+prayer&FORM=VDRE#view=detail&mid=EA1BE9E27BEC816AC56FEA1BE9E27BEC816AC56F
Published 13th Apr 2015
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13th Apr 2015 10:24pm
14th Apr 2015 9:46am
15th Apr 2015 3:47am
16th Apr 2015 1:03am
Thank you for recognizing satire.
A while back I wrote an open letter to president Obama scolding him for his hypocritical demand that Putin withdraw troops from the Crimean.
I pointed out that he should do the same in Texas. That to have the majority of America's Military bases in a state that wanted to secede from the Union was an affront to freedom loving Texans. Of course, as anyone can tell you these military bases are very important to Texas' economy
You cannot believe the shit storm it caused. It was bad enough my fellow progressives thought I was serious, but somehow, the East, West and Southern Texas Militias got a hold of my telephone number. I didn't even know their was an East, West or any such thing as Texas Militia at all.
At first the calls and texts from the Texans were complimentary, but when it was brought to their attention by a Houston hate radio host, that they were being buffooned, I got more threats then a cold nosed dog in a nudist camp.
So thanks a ton, for putting my poem into perspective.
A while back I wrote an open letter to president Obama scolding him for his hypocritical demand that Putin withdraw troops from the Crimean.
I pointed out that he should do the same in Texas. That to have the majority of America's Military bases in a state that wanted to secede from the Union was an affront to freedom loving Texans. Of course, as anyone can tell you these military bases are very important to Texas' economy
You cannot believe the shit storm it caused. It was bad enough my fellow progressives thought I was serious, but somehow, the East, West and Southern Texas Militias got a hold of my telephone number. I didn't even know their was an East, West or any such thing as Texas Militia at all.
At first the calls and texts from the Texans were complimentary, but when it was brought to their attention by a Houston hate radio host, that they were being buffooned, I got more threats then a cold nosed dog in a nudist camp.
So thanks a ton, for putting my poem into perspective.
19th May 2015 1:55am
21st May 2015 3:05am
15th Jun 2015 5:14am
hysterical penetration of my psyche -- nobody does it better. This comment applies to both your right and your unfortunate ordeal with the Texas Militia, et al.
I, for one, am glad you just keep on doing what you do so well!
Good write, Snuggie
G
I, for one, am glad you just keep on doing what you do so well!
Good write, Snuggie
G
20th Dec 2015 4:20pm
That was great. Lol Wasn't expecting that. Gonna add that to the reading list
25th Apr 2016 9:52am
