Deep

I stuck my penis in her vagina, to be frank
Then it went something like this:

Me: I am deep inside you
Her: Yes, that's nice
Me: I am going to thrust back and forth now
Her: Proceed
Me: Oh this feels so, um, great
Her: Yeah, sure, I guess
Me: Okay, it's been ten seconds I'm going to cum inside you now, alright?
Her: Goathead
Me: What?
Her: I said, 'Go ahead,'
Me: oh, haha, I thought you said Goathead
Her: you're ruining the moment
Me: there was no moment to begin with
Her: fuck you
Me: I know you are, as I am you...

And so goes my marriage.
Nothing else to see here, move along