My Boss's Diary Entry or I'M A COLLEGE GRAD WHO STILL THINKS I'M IN HIGH SCHOOL

Cowboy boots and pick-up trucks turn me on
I gotta manly-man boyfriend, his name is Sean
 
I like to pretend I'm in high school
And am still a cheerleader
Everyone tells me I'm a fool
And I should have my own movie in the theatre
 
And they're right because I'm twenty-five years old
I cannot just let the past go
Truth to be told
High school was my glory days, don't you know?
 
I like to play with my hair
Go out clubbing with my friends
I don't care
Because the fun never ends
 
I'm sexy and I'm hip
I got a sexy little body
Kissable lips
And the boys say I'm a hottie
 
I love my life
I'm a party girl
Everything's right with the world
 
I have no regrets
 
Uh-oh... I took a pregnancy test
Oh no... I AM PREGNANT!!!!!!
 
How did this happen?
I'm on the fucking pill and my boyfriend wore condoms
This is a bunch of crap...oh my god, slut problems...