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The World's Most Unappetizing Restaurants - Wanker's Corner
Wanker’s Corner’s way down under, in the land of kangaroos and plunder.
And we all know what “wankers” are, so my guess is, it’s a gay guys bar.
But then I looked on Google search, before I wrote some smutty smirch.
I thought Wanker’s was in Sidney. Were I to bet, I’d have lost a kidney.
You don’t have to visit as a foreigner to have a beer at Wanker’s Corner.
It turns out they’re in Oregon state and the cliental there's mostly straight.
While mostly guys hang out there, it’s true. It’s not for gay guys, it’s the brew.
So before we judge a restaurant by it’s sign, get some guts and go and dine.
And we all know what “wankers” are, so my guess is, it’s a gay guys bar.
But then I looked on Google search, before I wrote some smutty smirch.
I thought Wanker’s was in Sidney. Were I to bet, I’d have lost a kidney.
You don’t have to visit as a foreigner to have a beer at Wanker’s Corner.
It turns out they’re in Oregon state and the cliental there's mostly straight.
While mostly guys hang out there, it’s true. It’s not for gay guys, it’s the brew.
So before we judge a restaurant by it’s sign, get some guts and go and dine.
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