The World's Most Unappetizing Restaurants - †Cocking f**kborough
I was just gettiní thirsty for a frosty brew when I saw the sign while passing through, Naturally, I laughed out loud. Itís just so tempting to keep right on going and step on the gas instead of slowing, But this town was just too proud.
They must like the name of their town, otherwise they could always turn it around. Give the damn place a new name. Perhaps theyíre proud of their historical past in spite of their being hysterically cast, Must be their claim to fame.
So what did happen way back when? Were there fornicators hiding in every glen?...
The World's Most Unappetizing Restaurants - †Dirty Dick's
Now I know this isnít what they serve, and the owner has some kind of nerve But theyíve been around since 1859. So a lottía folks think itís the place to go, and it looks as though it could be so Even in spite of their nasty sign.
I still have to look up and wonder whoís the genius behind this naming blunder And what kind of folks would eat there? Since Iím in the mood for a beer and a chop and my curiosity just wonít stop Guess Iíll go in and grab a chair.
Sometimes I like to sit and stare at the beauty of nature in her lair To abandon every worry and care and to purge myself of my despair So I kick back in my old lawn chair and breath within the ocean air and shed the stress of wear and tear
The World's Most Unappetizing Restaurants - †The Golden Shower
The cleansing power of a golden shower must be overrated, If they must include an order of food it does not get me elated. Itís an english sign, I can read it fine; the premise is well stated. But who do they think will eat or drink now that it is translated?
Iím not unkind, thereís a frame of mind, someoneís off their rocker. Their marketing man, has a hell of a plan. †He must be a gifted talker. If they can pull this off we shouldnít scoff, but it would be a shocker. If it survives, Iíll have lived five lives and be hobbling in my walker.
The World's Most Unappetizing Restaurants - Wong Wong's Menu
I was checking out the food to go by looking through Wong Wongís window. I saw the Sum Yung Chick for $6.99 and it sounded good, and it might be fine. Had to wonder if it would fill me up, sometimes you know, they serve just a cup. Chinese meatballs had me undecided, cuz the One Hung Low was too lopsided. I have got to have a balanced meal and this menu thing is a big ordeal. Wow! The Cho Kon Itís only $9.99, I could take some back to that date of mine. Or perhaps a little Chu Sum Twat would make the eveningís food for thought. Iíve never...
The World's Most Unappetizing Restaurants - Hung Far Low
The ownership must have some balls to advertise these culinary halls, In such a way as to how they hang, to cater to my hunger pang. What ever it is they cook to eat, must be some sort of Chinese treat. I just imagine that they serve a kind of rare, Chinese hors díoeuvre. Perhaps this sign is meant to please, those only versed in Cantonese. Or maybe Mandarinís the thing, that translates how the low things swing. Perhaps a rocky mountain treat or exotic asian tiger meat. Maybe a steak house if you please, known far and wide to those Chinese. Or it could be just...
The World's Most Unappetizing Restaurants - Wanker's Corner
Wankerís Cornerís way down under, in the land of kangaroos and plunder. And we all know what ďwankersĒ are, so my guess is, itís a gay guys bar. But then I looked on Google search, †before I wrote some smutty smirch. I thought Wankerís was in Sidney. Were I to bet, Iíd have lost a kidney. You donít have to visit as a foreigner to have a beer at Wankerís Corner. It turns out theyíre in Oregon state and the cliental there's mostly straight. While mostly guys hang out there, itís true. †Itís not for gay guys, itís the brew. So before we judge a restaurant by itís...