Submissions by snugglebuck
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
Poet Introduction
A frostbit redneck.
CONFESSIONS OF A BULLY
Everyone has been bullied but nobody was a bully
Isn’t that silly?
So forgive me for my honesty
Lord have mercy, 'for I have been a bully'
There are reasons I could be a mean one
I’ll give you a few examples of some
Annoying oranges I would crush
Disruptive jackasses I would beat up
Grade school tattle tails ever ready to snitch
Killjoys and whiners that always have a bitch
They all became objects that I’d despise
When they saw me coming they’d cower and hide
The worst to whom I would be mean
Were...
Isn’t that silly?
So forgive me for my honesty
Lord have mercy, 'for I have been a bully'
There are reasons I could be a mean one
I’ll give you a few examples of some
Annoying oranges I would crush
Disruptive jackasses I would beat up
Grade school tattle tails ever ready to snitch
Killjoys and whiners that always have a bitch
They all became objects that I’d despise
When they saw me coming they’d cower and hide
The worst to whom I would be mean
Were...
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MY FIRST NATIONAL NUDE DAY
I’ll never forget my first National Nude Day.
I decided to spend it on it by the Mediterranean Sea, on France’s Cap d'Agde beach. Though I didn’t come ogle, I couldn’t help but watch the variations of humanity walk by. Old and young, short and tall, fit and not so fit, it was joy to watch the naked human parade walk by.
One person caught my interest, was this very small frail old gentleman. Wearing a large straw hat, his skin was well tanned and wrinkled. He walked so slow, each step seemed as if it may be his last. Every now and then he’d pause, take a rest, and look...
I decided to spend it on it by the Mediterranean Sea, on France’s Cap d'Agde beach. Though I didn’t come ogle, I couldn’t help but watch the variations of humanity walk by. Old and young, short and tall, fit and not so fit, it was joy to watch the naked human parade walk by.
One person caught my interest, was this very small frail old gentleman. Wearing a large straw hat, his skin was well tanned and wrinkled. He walked so slow, each step seemed as if it may be his last. Every now and then he’d pause, take a rest, and look...
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ON THE EVE OF THE IDES OF JULY
(Dedicated to National Nude Day, July 14th)
The Ides of July are on their way.
Let’s get ready to celebrate National Nude Day
Like toddlers we’ll run naked through the sprinkler
We’ll be laughing innocent children dancing in the water
Whether you'd rather skinny dip under the light of the moon
Or sunbath on a nude beach in Cancun
May each of us in our own way celebrate
What God proudly has created, undraped
Happy National Nude Day everyone! Now take off all your clothes, and get out there and have some fun.
The Ides of July are on their way.
Let’s get ready to celebrate National Nude Day
Like toddlers we’ll run naked through the sprinkler
We’ll be laughing innocent children dancing in the water
Whether you'd rather skinny dip under the light of the moon
Or sunbath on a nude beach in Cancun
May each of us in our own way celebrate
What God proudly has created, undraped
Happy National Nude Day everyone! Now take off all your clothes, and get out there and have some fun.
805 reads
5 Comments
PARENTAL SURVIVAL KIT
Diaper malfunction
Unexpected burp-up
Emergency handkerchief
Milk sponge
Human highchair tray
Absorbent nap mattress
How many more reasons are required before you realize diaper bag essentials include an extra shirt?
Unexpected burp-up
Emergency handkerchief
Milk sponge
Human highchair tray
Absorbent nap mattress
How many more reasons are required before you realize diaper bag essentials include an extra shirt?
799 reads
7 Comments
T & T
T attooed and toothless
E verything in excess
X marks the spot
A ssholes by the lot
S ecession is the talk
B illionaire parasites
U ltra-conservative hype
L aughing my fat ass off
L one-Star state is a myth
S ucking more revenue
H airspray incrusted hypocrites
I nbred and ignorant
T aking more than they give
T alk but no walk
E mphatically arrogant
R odeo clowns, ‘a hint’
S hut the fuck-up!
E verything in excess
X marks the spot
A ssholes by the lot
S ecession is the talk
B illionaire parasites
U ltra-conservative hype
L aughing my fat ass off
L one-Star state is a myth
S ucking more revenue
H airspray incrusted hypocrites
I nbred and ignorant
T aking more than they give
T alk but no walk
E mphatically arrogant
R odeo clowns, ‘a hint’
S hut the fuck-up!
752 reads
4 Comments
IF YOU LOVE ME, HURT ME
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13 Comments
BLEMISH FETISH
Squeeze your blackheads
Pop your zits
Explore your bellybutton
Remove the lint
Examine your moles
Count those freckles
Shave both pits
Clip your nails
Pick your lice
Comb the nits
Scratch your bites
Pull all ticks
Lance your boils
Bust your blisters
Pluck wild hairs
Tweeze your slivers
Your good grooming
I’ve assumed
Because you’re my Bride
And I’m your Groom
Pop your zits
Explore your bellybutton
Remove the lint
Examine your moles
Count those freckles
Shave both pits
Clip your nails
Pick your lice
Comb the nits
Scratch your bites
Pull all ticks
Lance your boils
Bust your blisters
Pluck wild hairs
Tweeze your slivers
Your good grooming
I’ve assumed
Because you’re my Bride
And I’m your Groom
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2 Comments
SNUGGLEBUCK the Sinister; my contribution for the 'Most Sinister' competition.
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My contribution for 'BLIND BILLY GOES COLORING' competition
BLIND BILLY GOES COLORING
Billy, sit here, upon meadow’s crisp carpet.
Now run your finders threw the grass.
Feel how it cools them?
Like all living fauna it cools and enriches the air with its presence.
That my friend Billy, is the color ‘GREEN’!
Now here comes Violet, that girl from school,
Whom I told you had a crush on you.
“Welcome Violet. Sit right down next to Billy.”
Violet sits beside Billy, and whispers something reassuring in his ear,
Now touch the hem of her yellow sun dress,
Then stroke her yellow hair.
“Do...
Billy, sit here, upon meadow’s crisp carpet.
Now run your finders threw the grass.
Feel how it cools them?
Like all living fauna it cools and enriches the air with its presence.
That my friend Billy, is the color ‘GREEN’!
Now here comes Violet, that girl from school,
Whom I told you had a crush on you.
“Welcome Violet. Sit right down next to Billy.”
Violet sits beside Billy, and whispers something reassuring in his ear,
Now touch the hem of her yellow sun dress,
Then stroke her yellow hair.
“Do...
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ARTIST OF THE EARTH
I am an artist of the earth
My medium is soil and dirt
Machined steel in motion
A kinetic tool in locomotion
With a giant careful hand
I till and mold the terrain
Sculpting the clay and sand
Into statuesque domain
I am not the machine
But I’m the man
The Amarillo tractor is but
An extension of who I am
“I’m a Caterpillar driving man”
My medium is soil and dirt
Machined steel in motion
A kinetic tool in locomotion
With a giant careful hand
I till and mold the terrain
Sculpting the clay and sand
Into statuesque domain
I am not the machine
But I’m the man
The Amarillo tractor is but
An extension of who I am
“I’m a Caterpillar driving man”
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SPRING HOLIDAY GREETINGS
I want to wish everyone at DU a happy Spring Holiday Season
To my fellow Christians; ‘Happy Easter!’
To the followers of Baha’i’; have a wonderful ‘Ridvan!’
To my Buddhist friends; Happy ‘Theravada!’
To my Hindu friends; I bid you a Blessed ‘Ram Navami.’
To my Jains’ brothers & sisters; may you and your families have a Blessed ‘Mahavir Jayanti.’
To all my Pagan friends; have a glorious ‘Spring Equinox!’
To my Wiccan buddies; have a joyous ‘Beltane.’
To my Islamic friends; blessings to you during this time of ‘Isra Mirage’
To...
To my fellow Christians; ‘Happy Easter!’
To the followers of Baha’i’; have a wonderful ‘Ridvan!’
To my Buddhist friends; Happy ‘Theravada!’
To my Hindu friends; I bid you a Blessed ‘Ram Navami.’
To my Jains’ brothers & sisters; may you and your families have a Blessed ‘Mahavir Jayanti.’
To all my Pagan friends; have a glorious ‘Spring Equinox!’
To my Wiccan buddies; have a joyous ‘Beltane.’
To my Islamic friends; blessings to you during this time of ‘Isra Mirage’
To...
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SILLY WILLY
I thought myself to be a 'BIG DICK', but alas, when I showed her she laughed, calling me, "little dink!"
I shriveled in embarrassment.
Then I ran away declaring myself 'celibate'.
I shriveled in embarrassment.
Then I ran away declaring myself 'celibate'.
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