Submissions by arortiz73 (MTP)
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
Poet Introduction
A modern shade of the Marquis de Sade, come to massacre the masquerade for the meta-god.
EROTIC POEM
Published
7th May 2023 10:10pm
7th May 2023 10:10pm
S.S. Worship
Kleptomanic:
pussy👜 in a panic;
she hijacked my dick
like it's grandtheft Titanic
heading iceberg... Lettuce-
bẹgin in the mouth & finish
South of the Atlantic, ex-
ploding volcanic🌋6-6-6!
Cock-rrring, you heard???
I'm dick-dialin' drunk, all
hung up in you frantic☎️
bottom top-shelf on tap,
and driving eṛratịc;🚢🥴
😈S.S. Warship Satanic!
...Helvetic-poking holes
like a fully-autømatỉk 🔫
MPX on sabbatical- in ur
Burmuda...
pussy👜 in a panic;
she hijacked my dick
like it's grandtheft Titanic
heading iceberg... Lettuce-
bẹgin in the mouth & finish
South of the Atlantic, ex-
ploding volcanic🌋6-6-6!
Cock-rrring, you heard???
I'm dick-dialin' drunk, all
hung up in you frantic☎️
bottom top-shelf on tap,
and driving eṛratịc;🚢🥴
😈S.S. Warship Satanic!
...Helvetic-poking holes
like a fully-autømatỉk 🔫
MPX on sabbatical- in ur
Burmuda...
#rainbow
#monsters
#unicorns #zombies
#unicorns #zombies
374 reads
5 Comments
NON-FICTION PROSE
Published
4th Apr 2023 2:01am
4th Apr 2023 2:01am
We Bought A Haunted Nursing Home In Iowa
PUBLIC NOTICE:
Cait and I finally bought that haunted house in Waterloo, Iowa (with 200+ murders/deaths) formerly known as The Bonorden Nursing Home;
located at: 1020 West Third Street... 50701.
This house is in a state of suspended decay, fleshed-out as a paranormal escape-room bed & breakfast. We're open to visitors.
We've got cursed objects, horcruxes a plenty, death mirrors galore, dolls with attachments, dybbuk boxes, occult paraphernalia, torture tubs, tainted materials, human remains; stained: books, movies, apparel, furniture, etc!
...
Cait and I finally bought that haunted house in Waterloo, Iowa (with 200+ murders/deaths) formerly known as The Bonorden Nursing Home;
located at: 1020 West Third Street... 50701.
This house is in a state of suspended decay, fleshed-out as a paranormal escape-room bed & breakfast. We're open to visitors.
We've got cursed objects, horcruxes a plenty, death mirrors galore, dolls with attachments, dybbuk boxes, occult paraphernalia, torture tubs, tainted materials, human remains; stained: books, movies, apparel, furniture, etc!
...
#rainbow
#monsters
#unicorns #zombies
#unicorns #zombies
396 reads
6 Comments
DARK POEM
Published
13th Dec 2022 3:10pm
13th Dec 2022 3:10pm
Colorado Blues
#rainbow
#monsters
#unicorns #zombies
#unicorns #zombies
320 reads
0 Comments
EROTIC POEM
Published
9th Dec 2022 3:26pm
9th Dec 2022 3:26pm
Out 2 Reno
#erotic
#ShortStory
#dirty
315 reads
4 Comments
DARK POEM
Published
8th Aug 2022 6:43pm
8th Aug 2022 6:43pm
Uncle Buck
#monsters
#unicorns
#zombies
418 reads
4 Comments
DARK POEM
Published
7th Aug 2022 3:39pm
7th Aug 2022 3:39pm
Euroburger
At dusk, I don the ravenz-pelt,
encloaked matroska fullerenes,
and sell my soül unto myself
for devil's views in vast ravines.
I vogel my utility belt, and
bolt-detail the girls latrines;
enveigling all the sleeper cells that
*may distress the signal *queens.
My arms invade the outer Welt,
and fall her sails to stall in pleas.
Thê Soviet blister-krieg is dealt, als
svelte schwitzt im moment seized.
My leggett lifts beyond the kilt,
flogging welts upon her knees.
ENRAPTURE fogs her gentle tilt:
stilleto...
encloaked matroska fullerenes,
and sell my soül unto myself
for devil's views in vast ravines.
I vogel my utility belt, and
bolt-detail the girls latrines;
enveigling all the sleeper cells that
*may distress the signal *queens.
My arms invade the outer Welt,
and fall her sails to stall in pleas.
Thê Soviet blister-krieg is dealt, als
svelte schwitzt im moment seized.
My leggett lifts beyond the kilt,
flogging welts upon her knees.
ENRAPTURE fogs her gentle tilt:
stilleto...
#monsters
#unicorns
#zombies
434 reads
0 Comments
EROTIC POEM
Published
6th Aug 2022 8:44pm
6th Aug 2022 8:44pm
Shirts & Skirts; The Snake & The Peach
It's•rėally•hard•to•ṗlease the•plethora•of•plebians
•barred•behind•bards•and •snowflake•comedians.
We're•perved•and•pissed , •'cause•we're•allll•PC'd.
•It's•O.P.P.•so•we•aughta •be •peeⱱed!!!•Treason•is•
•the•reason•with•a• •bit• 🍑f•tea.•Lesbian•over•and•
•cough•a•cup•of• coffee for•me, &•I•promise•not•
. to•say•what•I've• seen• u•&•her •dü•on•the•copy
. ××machine.•Fill •this () kiss w/•piss,•cotton•
filter'd•în•cuffs;
•tamp•on•the•dam,•
if•you•like•it•too•rough!
Urine•that's•shit-steeped ...
•barred•behind•bards•and •snowflake•comedians.
We're•perved•and•pissed , •'cause•we're•allll•PC'd.
•It's•O.P.P.•so•we•aughta •be •peeⱱed!!!•Treason•is•
•the•reason•with•a• •bit• 🍑f•tea.•Lesbian•over•and•
•cough•a•cup•of• coffee for•me, &•I•promise•not•
. to•say•what•I've• seen• u•&•her •dü•on•the•copy
. ××machine.•Fill •this () kiss w/•piss,•cotton•
filter'd•în•cuffs;
•tamp•on•the•dam,•
if•you•like•it•too•rough!
Urine•that's•shit-steeped ...
#monsters
#unicorns
#zombies
444 reads
3 Comments
DARK POEM
Published
22nd Jul 2022 3:04pm
22nd Jul 2022 3:04pm
C.H.A.L.C.
#monsters
#unicorns
#zombies
307 reads
12 Comments
SONG LYRICS
Published
1st Jul 2022 4:10pm
1st Jul 2022 4:10pm
Pinocchia
Hickory dickery nursery rhyme,
did u know dïcks were made of hickory
once upon a time?.. back when Simon said,
so ewe'd betţer mind, 🐑🧠 so put your hands
down your pants and 'pantomime'. That's when
Pinocchia put her extra 'syllabia' on mine, surprise!
We were kids tryin' to find a mime. We did ẇhat we
were told & didn't realize he didn't say, "Simon says."
Now we're too old to fall for the trickęry; nothing
is oaky dokey and boy scouts are a crime of
sickery. If you pin the tail on the donkey,
your...
did u know dïcks were made of hickory
once upon a time?.. back when Simon said,
so ewe'd betţer mind, 🐑🧠 so put your hands
down your pants and 'pantomime'. That's when
Pinocchia put her extra 'syllabia' on mine, surprise!
We were kids tryin' to find a mime. We did ẇhat we
were told & didn't realize he didn't say, "Simon says."
Now we're too old to fall for the trickęry; nothing
is oaky dokey and boy scouts are a crime of
sickery. If you pin the tail on the donkey,
your...
#monsters
#unicorns
#zombies
471 reads
13 Comments
SELF POEM
Published
19th Jun 2022 2:06pm
19th Jun 2022 2:06pm
The Condensed Biography of Unick Norman
I'm an autodidactic bionic on meds,
psychoholic afflicⱦion pedestrian's dread;
a fairytale adđiction to details and spreads;
dictionaries in all languages, pages and threads.
The people all shunned me for the knowledge I fed.
My diction's so hung, they put a shunt în my head.
I longed to live among them, but the shunt always bled,
so I cunt off my dîck, and plugged-it-in, in its stead.
Now my diction's all dîckpuns that pee pole can' tread;
Ï'm Unick from Munich, the eunuch dîckhead.
All the names ppl gïve me 4 the legends I've...
psychoholic afflicⱦion pedestrian's dread;
a fairytale adđiction to details and spreads;
dictionaries in all languages, pages and threads.
The people all shunned me for the knowledge I fed.
My diction's so hung, they put a shunt în my head.
I longed to live among them, but the shunt always bled,
so I cunt off my dîck, and plugged-it-in, in its stead.
Now my diction's all dîckpuns that pee pole can' tread;
Ï'm Unick from Munich, the eunuch dîckhead.
All the names ppl gïve me 4 the legends I've...
#monsters
#unicorns
#zombies
479 reads
2 Comments
SONG LYRICS
Published
22nd May 2022 8:40pm
22nd May 2022 8:40pm
Tractor Lecter
I'm a combine in a mouth,
a metal smile a mile wide;
tiney zombie horde of tractors
come to gobble up your ride.
Huffin' puffin' for your houses,
carbides gleaming in the tide;
waves of puss in green and yellow
Holland/John Deere- checkered slide,
got my Slings & Arrow sprouts,
the beast cannot be satisfied.
Drink the blood in oil stout,
hot liquid iron reels inside.
You're the fly and I'm the spider;
it's a game of I spied.
Smell your brains a' pukin' out
at halogen a million eyes?!
Formaldehyde's what...
a metal smile a mile wide;
tiney zombie horde of tractors
come to gobble up your ride.
Huffin' puffin' for your houses,
carbides gleaming in the tide;
waves of puss in green and yellow
Holland/John Deere- checkered slide,
got my Slings & Arrow sprouts,
the beast cannot be satisfied.
Drink the blood in oil stout,
hot liquid iron reels inside.
You're the fly and I'm the spider;
it's a game of I spied.
Smell your brains a' pukin' out
at halogen a million eyes?!
Formaldehyde's what...
#monsters
#unicorns
#zombies
260 reads
4 Comments
DARK POEM
Published
15th Dec 2021 7:58pm
15th Dec 2021 7:58pm
Miss Doublemint Visqueen
Dirty dishes do my laundry
down the chute in vanilla-ice cream.
Cloudy swishes, sudsy sundae;
hot jacuzzi, clear-umbrella swat team.
Tick tag-toed and I'll see you next Tuesday,
over-boiled and raining soft steam.
Wanna catch me? Be there Monday.
I'm in the bag earmarked "Dry Clean".
down the chute in vanilla-ice cream.
Cloudy swishes, sudsy sundae;
hot jacuzzi, clear-umbrella swat team.
Tick tag-toed and I'll see you next Tuesday,
over-boiled and raining soft steam.
Wanna catch me? Be there Monday.
I'm in the bag earmarked "Dry Clean".
#monsters
350 reads
2 Comments
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