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Pinocchia

Hickory dickery nursery rhyme,
did u know dïcks were made of hickory
once upon a time?.. back when Simon said,
so ewe'd betţer mind, 🐑🧠 so put your hands
down your pants and  'pantomime'.  That's when
Pinocchia put her extra 'syllabia' on mine, surprise!
We were kids tryin' to find a mime. We did ẇhat we
were told & didn't realize he didn't say, "Simon says."
Now we're too old to fall for the trickęry; nothing
is oaky dokey and boy scouts are a crime of
sickery. If you pin the tail on the donkey,
your boys'll get kicked in the chicory.
Pull down your knickers, and the
doctor  says,  "bye-bye-bye,
hickory - dickery."  No
wonder we're stupid and fat by the age of n9ne,
Jiminy Fukken Cricket, all we do is snicker® and wine, no
ludes in the grocery line; ambien-woken, unaware that nothing
makes sense in the smoke all the thyme. Woɍship the gimmicks;
open wide, take ur Triaminic; stay out of the thicket or you'll get
a tickęry lyme; play inside where it's safe in the bakery. Here's a
golden sticker for your extra fakery and a dime for ur R-Kelly
wooden-nickelly rhymes. Bickery goes with the ad-clickery
in the bottom of the comment section just fine, and if
you can't read this, then... here's ur sign.
Written by arortiz73 (MTP)
Published | Edited 29th Jul 2022
Author's Note
(My shit has to be viewed in desktop mode.) Pacifier, Scout leader? You decide.
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