The Condensed Biography of Unick Norman

I'm an autodidactic bionic on meds,
psychoholic afflicⱦion pedestrian's dread;
a fairytale adđiction to details and spreads;
dictionaries in all languages, pages and threads.
The people all shunned me for the knowledge I fed.
My diction's  so hung, they put  a shunt  Ón my  head.
I longed to live among them, but the shunt always bled,
so  I  cunt off  my  dÓck, and  plugged-it-in, in  its stead.
Now my diction's all dÓckpuns that pee pole can' tread;
Ō'm  Unick  from  Munich, the  eunuch  dÓckhead.
All the names ppl gÔve me 4 the legends I've led,
go straight to my ego's puny-lingo dÓck cred.
For me, it's  pretty  normy  but cornier said,
in nightmares I'm Hornỷ The Unicornhead!
Ḭ  attended  university, majọred:  Sex  ED.
Thẹ sororities flipped me like breakfast 'n bed.
Jackflappin'  my  wullet, air-ghosted  like  zed 🧟‍♂️
Ḭ'm droop-deadly gorgeous: gorged, droopy & dead.
They call me just to call me, "already dropped-dead."
Injury-to-Insult, in eƞvy, pumps  itꜱelf  full  of  lead.
"Normie Jacquelette Bates, you milk-bready steed,
your uniɋue freak of Betty beloƞgs 🏕️ Motel 3'd.
No 1 ẉill go steady, ur court's beyond knead.
Jaruler's  acquitted. Frȅe Willie's beeṇ freed."
Tho I may be a dÓckhead, a unick's got needs,
and Ṭeddy the wookie, rents a donkey  to me.
Her whÝrename is Courtney, no bully, luv-ġreed.
Shem's an orally bankrupt aꜱs, holey with  beads.
GÝ Courtney! GÝ Courtney! I'm no  threat in deed.
I'm a  eunuchorn  dÓckhead, so  how  could  I be?!
There's salt in the wound; wound-salt on the sea.
Ḯ pickaxe  my  faults on a  dÓck-shunting  spree.
Mˇ  poon  to the pen, penvaulting  the  key,
Į write on the john to the John Galt in me.
Written by arortiz73 (MTP)
Published | Edited 31st Jul 2022
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