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C.H.A.L.C.
Saturday sabbaths at St. Anger's:
birthday bubble baths for preenagers.
Mother Mary and Hermione Granger,
crayon-candles in minor/major.
Lost foraging without a pager,
Pippilotta and Penny Page are
petting "sheep" with the park ranger
and parking LOTS in the Ford Ranger.
Head-Start head, Josef Mengele,
proud all-star toddler spangler,
starts his spankings in his Wranglers
then snaps his belt like a pro angler.
Stranger danger, diaper changer;
cabbage cribbage with a crib-ager;
three wise men jingle janglers...
Baby Jesus in a Christmas manger.
birthday bubble baths for preenagers.
Mother Mary and Hermione Granger,
crayon-candles in minor/major.
Lost foraging without a pager,
Pippilotta and Penny Page are
petting "sheep" with the park ranger
and parking LOTS in the Ford Ranger.
Head-Start head, Josef Mengele,
proud all-star toddler spangler,
starts his spankings in his Wranglers
then snaps his belt like a pro angler.
Stranger danger, diaper changer;
cabbage cribbage with a crib-ager;
three wise men jingle janglers...
Baby Jesus in a Christmas manger.
Published 22nd Jul 2022
Author's Note
Children's Horror Anthology of Legendary Characters.
All writing remains the property of the author. Don't use it for any purpose without their permission.
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22nd Jul 2022 3:18pm
Another horrible example of 'TIER 8 HORROR'.
If this disturbed you and left you disgusted,
then this poem fulfilled its foul purpose.
If this disturbed you and left you disgusted,
then this poem fulfilled its foul purpose.
Anonymous
22nd Jul 2022 3:33pm
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22nd Jul 2022 3:48pm
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22nd Jul 2022 4:38pm
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22nd Jul 2022 6:11pm
29th Jul 2022 6:44am
Don't know what the title refers to.
Enjoy the sing-song language play.
I suppose there's a sub-text of pedophilia, which I glean from the mixing of adolescent & pre- allusions--characters & so forth--and vaguely adult situations.
So, an heir of menace, through the nursery rhyme allusions & sing-song...
Feel a bit disappointed, as I prefer things to go further--the evil in clearer light-- like this by Seidel:
His dick is ticking...
Tick tick tick...
The bomb looks for blonde.
It smiles like a dog.
Enjoyed!
Enjoy the sing-song language play.
I suppose there's a sub-text of pedophilia, which I glean from the mixing of adolescent & pre- allusions--characters & so forth--and vaguely adult situations.
So, an heir of menace, through the nursery rhyme allusions & sing-song...
Feel a bit disappointed, as I prefer things to go further--the evil in clearer light-- like this by Seidel:
His dick is ticking...
Tick tick tick...
The bomb looks for blonde.
It smiles like a dog.
Enjoyed!
29th Jul 2022 9:57pm
I almost got booted from DUP for some of my other poetry in the past, so I'm slowly and steadily pushing the boundaries now, instead of all-out assault.
Anonymous
- Edited 29th Jul 2022 10:09pm
29th Jul 2022 10:05pm
Sometimes some shaking up is needed and almost required, methinks. It can't all be about flowers, rainbows and fucking, right? Art should elicit many emotions, imo.... this was disturbing, as you said it should be... but talent creating this type of poetic word play language speak (for lack of a better term) is impressive to me, even if I'm not fully understanding...
There's always room for a bit of challenging and anarchy, I say... lol.
Thank you for being here.... tell Cait, hi!
🌹 - B
There's always room for a bit of challenging and anarchy, I say... lol.
Thank you for being here.... tell Cait, hi!
🌹 - B
29th Jul 2022 10:11pm
Thanks Bluevelvete! I'll share your warmth and greetings with her. We're actually both competing in a slam poetry event tonight. Let's see how this kind of shit handles a live audience.
Anonymous
29th Jul 2022 10:15pm
Haha.. that's so awesome... Break a leg, to you both.. and man, that audience has no idea what it's in for!!! 🔥 🔥
Thanks for passing on my greetings
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Thanks for passing on my greetings
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4th Aug 2022 6:33pm
Anonymous
4th Aug 2022 6:39pm
hahahaha... 🤭
It's hell being so creatively misunderstood!!!
😆😏😉
You've both got big ol' 🏀🥎⚾⚽⚾🏈
Glad you're shaking it up.
-👍🏻
It's hell being so creatively misunderstood!!!
😆😏😉
You've both got big ol' 🏀🥎⚾⚽⚾🏈
Glad you're shaking it up.
-👍🏻
