Submissions by Solomon_Song
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
Poet Introduction
Published poems so far unpaid. Most poems unpublished. History, Bible, love (romantic/erotic), nakedness main subjects; rhyming captions/messages. Influences: Bible (eg Genesis, Ruth, Song of Songs (inspired user name), and 20th century erotic.
LOVE POEM
Published
25th Oct 2012 8:47pm
25th Oct 2012 8:47pm
BAR ROOM OVERTURE
Come beside me, lover boy,
Your company I’d like to enjoy.
I sense somehow you fancy me:
Good news, I’m single and man-free.
Let’s look each other up-and-down,
With double entendres let us clown.
Who knows, we might have something going
Stronger than the drink that may be flowing.
Interested? Get up, come over here;
There’s more to life than lads and beer.
Your company I’d like to enjoy.
I sense somehow you fancy me:
Good news, I’m single and man-free.
Let’s look each other up-and-down,
With double entendres let us clown.
Who knows, we might have something going
Stronger than the drink that may be flowing.
Interested? Get up, come over here;
There’s more to life than lads and beer.
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EROTIC POEM
Published
24th Oct 2012 10:51pm
24th Oct 2012 10:51pm
DREAM (NOT AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL)
(I made this story up when the first line phrase came into mind - one thing led to another!)
I had a most erotic dream.
(Well, night-time thoughts do get extreme,
When lads grow into adult life
Before they settle with a wife)
A girl, who caught my eye by day,
At bakery where I got my pay,
Walked pointedly into the shop
When my work was about to stop,
She said daringly to my face:
“I don’t care about time and place:
If you will serve me with two loaves,
Here, for you, I’ll take off my clothes
And get off with you on the counter:
I’ll...
I had a most erotic dream.
(Well, night-time thoughts do get extreme,
When lads grow into adult life
Before they settle with a wife)
A girl, who caught my eye by day,
At bakery where I got my pay,
Walked pointedly into the shop
When my work was about to stop,
She said daringly to my face:
“I don’t care about time and place:
If you will serve me with two loaves,
Here, for you, I’ll take off my clothes
And get off with you on the counter:
I’ll...
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MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
24th Oct 2012 10:44pm
24th Oct 2012 10:44pm
AN OLDER 'HELEN' LOOKS BACK
My face could have once launched a thousand ships;
Now it’s messed up by drink, smoking and chips,
Too many nights burning the candle both ends
With the girls, my ex husband and past boyfriends.
Some rivalling men over me did fight;
Such emotions now I could not excite,
Now I’m an overweight single mum
With a fat-laden overstretched tum.
For the dishiest blokes I’d get up and go;
In my language there was no such word as ‘No’.
Such adventures I shall not see again now;
Who wants to run round with a ‘big fat cow’?
(So-called by my last...
Now it’s messed up by drink, smoking and chips,
Too many nights burning the candle both ends
With the girls, my ex husband and past boyfriends.
Some rivalling men over me did fight;
Such emotions now I could not excite,
Now I’m an overweight single mum
With a fat-laden overstretched tum.
For the dishiest blokes I’d get up and go;
In my language there was no such word as ‘No’.
Such adventures I shall not see again now;
Who wants to run round with a ‘big fat cow’?
(So-called by my last...
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EROTIC POEM
Published
22nd Oct 2012 9:24pm
22nd Oct 2012 9:24pm
BRIDAL WEDDING NIGHT PRAYER
This was inspired the picture accompanying Lady Magdalena's "Unfolding Before You" - my comments can be read to get idea of the picture formed below.
Thank You for bringing in my life
This man who has made me his wife.
You made our paths cross happily
When I yearned for a family.
He’s put on my finger this ring;
Now we can do the bedroom thing!
He is of some maturity
But of proven fertility.
We have shower-bathed to get fresh
For our act of being “one flesh”.
The clothes are off, we’re bedding down.
May we make love...
Thank You for bringing in my life
This man who has made me his wife.
You made our paths cross happily
When I yearned for a family.
He’s put on my finger this ring;
Now we can do the bedroom thing!
He is of some maturity
But of proven fertility.
We have shower-bathed to get fresh
For our act of being “one flesh”.
The clothes are off, we’re bedding down.
May we make love...
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LOVE POEM
Published
21st Oct 2012 10:34pm
21st Oct 2012 10:34pm
CLEANLY NEXT GODLY
MALE
I thanked God that I’d had a bath
When a gorgeous creature crossed my path.
Owning the name of Caroline.
She told me that “You smell divine!”
To her no man was nearer God
Than he who keeps a well washed bod!
If I’d not bathed, we’d not get close;
She had a fine, sensitive nose.
I left other lads feeling green
At my fruits of good hygiene.
If for finding someone you hope,
Keep good deodorant and soap!
FEMALE EQUIVALENT
I thanked God that I’d had a bath
When a gorgeous fella crossed my path.
I told him I was...
I thanked God that I’d had a bath
When a gorgeous creature crossed my path.
Owning the name of Caroline.
She told me that “You smell divine!”
To her no man was nearer God
Than he who keeps a well washed bod!
If I’d not bathed, we’d not get close;
She had a fine, sensitive nose.
I left other lads feeling green
At my fruits of good hygiene.
If for finding someone you hope,
Keep good deodorant and soap!
FEMALE EQUIVALENT
I thanked God that I’d had a bath
When a gorgeous fella crossed my path.
I told him I was...
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LOVE POEM
Published
21st Oct 2012 3:58pm
21st Oct 2012 3:58pm
BLUE EYES AND A SMILE
Inspired by nude head and shoulders picture, accompanying erotic poem in Deep Underground Poetry, of the woman author, with fetching smile and blue eyes. It drew to mind a number of women friends I have had memorable heart to heart conversations with, also blue-eyed themselves.
"Your eyes are the pools of Heshbon.." - Song of Songs, Chapter 7, verse 4.
I guess I’m one of those easy-pleased guys,
Who warm to a smile and pair of blue eyes.
They keep my gaze fixed into a fair face,
Before looking at any other place.
If she asked for cash, they’d open my...
"Your eyes are the pools of Heshbon.." - Song of Songs, Chapter 7, verse 4.
I guess I’m one of those easy-pleased guys,
Who warm to a smile and pair of blue eyes.
They keep my gaze fixed into a fair face,
Before looking at any other place.
If she asked for cash, they’d open my...
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EROTIC POEM
Published
18th Oct 2012 10:22pm
18th Oct 2012 10:22pm
CHAT UP AT THE STUDIO CANTEEN
(Not based on any encounter between known actors.)
A young actor, taking seat in a studio canteen,
Met a starlet with the largest breasts he had ever seen.
He moved in quick with his chat-up line:
“Your figure’s scrumptiously divine!
Are you exactly as the good Lord made,
Or has a surgeon been handsomely paid?”
She replied: “You dirty-minded churl!
I am a naturally buxom girl,
Or, put the message short and loud:
I AM WHAT’S KNOWN AS 'WELL-ENDOWED!'”
A young actor, taking seat in a studio canteen,
Met a starlet with the largest breasts he had ever seen.
He moved in quick with his chat-up line:
“Your figure’s scrumptiously divine!
Are you exactly as the good Lord made,
Or has a surgeon been handsomely paid?”
She replied: “You dirty-minded churl!
I am a naturally buxom girl,
Or, put the message short and loud:
I AM WHAT’S KNOWN AS 'WELL-ENDOWED!'”
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LOVE POEM
Published
18th Oct 2012 10:16pm
18th Oct 2012 10:16pm
CHISELLED FEATURES
She saw his features, chiselled fine;
Thought, “His designer is divine!”
She worshipped not him, but their Maker,
(Guide against many a heart-breaker,
Seducer and downright deceiver) –
Then found he too was a believer.
She was chuffed she had met her One,
Straight out of Song of Solomon.
Her views were reciprocated -
What excitement when they dated!
When he asked her to be his wife,
She said good-bye to single life.
Thought, “His designer is divine!”
She worshipped not him, but their Maker,
(Guide against many a heart-breaker,
Seducer and downright deceiver) –
Then found he too was a believer.
She was chuffed she had met her One,
Straight out of Song of Solomon.
Her views were reciprocated -
What excitement when they dated!
When he asked her to be his wife,
She said good-bye to single life.
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LOVE POEM
Published
17th Oct 2012 10:17pm
17th Oct 2012 10:17pm
DON'T TAKE YOUR WIVES FOR GRANTED!
(Arose out of reading poem describing adulterous liaison between a man and a married mother of three. It was written two days after reading, reflecting the fact that boredom, escapism, poorly expressed love often results in wives being unfaithful. What follows is what the woman’s husband – indeed any husband – would have done well to have heard.)
Husband, do you truly love your wife?
Keep in her affections all your life.
Don’t go off boil when she’s a mother;
She could fall, flattered, for another.
Keep in touch with all her need,
Or upon an affair she may feed,...
Husband, do you truly love your wife?
Keep in her affections all your life.
Don’t go off boil when she’s a mother;
She could fall, flattered, for another.
Keep in touch with all her need,
Or upon an affair she may feed,...
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EROTIC POEM
Published
15th Oct 2012 10:49pm
15th Oct 2012 10:49pm
INCITED
(Not autobiographical!)
When I had passed puberty,
A beautiful divorcee
Incited gullible me
To the act of venery.
From her marriage bond set free,
She had abjured chastity
And made friends with nudity.
In the bedroom’s privacy
There was nowt I did not see
Of her amazing body.
There resulted pregnancy,
And shotgun matrimony
For me at age twenty.
My parents thus disowned me:
They’d rather I was thirty,
With a decent property,
And with someone more ‘worthy’
Than a ‘dirty’ divorcee,
Before first paternity.
I...
When I had passed puberty,
A beautiful divorcee
Incited gullible me
To the act of venery.
From her marriage bond set free,
She had abjured chastity
And made friends with nudity.
In the bedroom’s privacy
There was nowt I did not see
Of her amazing body.
There resulted pregnancy,
And shotgun matrimony
For me at age twenty.
My parents thus disowned me:
They’d rather I was thirty,
With a decent property,
And with someone more ‘worthy’
Than a ‘dirty’ divorcee,
Before first paternity.
I...
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LOVE POEM
Published
15th Oct 2012 10:38pm
15th Oct 2012 10:38pm
EXPECTANT SPOUSE
The beautiful woman I am proud to call my wife
Is bodily distended with promise of new life.
It’s quiet but at same time speaking testimony
Of the healing God’s given to her fertility.
The miracle that’s taken place has buried the years
We had tried to conceive with frustration and much tears;
Which tested but strengthened our closeness as a couple.
Thank God the child will come when we’re still fit and supple!
Is bodily distended with promise of new life.
It’s quiet but at same time speaking testimony
Of the healing God’s given to her fertility.
The miracle that’s taken place has buried the years
We had tried to conceive with frustration and much tears;
Which tested but strengthened our closeness as a couple.
Thank God the child will come when we’re still fit and supple!
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EROTIC POEM
Published
14th Oct 2012 9:33pm
14th Oct 2012 9:33pm
ANTI-RAPE VERSE FOR MEN
If she says ‘No’, then just let her go
With good grace, not take it as a blow.
If the opposite sex you would attract,
A sentence for rape’s no pretty fact.
Men who on women don’t force their way
Remain free to love another day.
With good grace, not take it as a blow.
If the opposite sex you would attract,
A sentence for rape’s no pretty fact.
Men who on women don’t force their way
Remain free to love another day.
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