Submissions by PooEmoji

Hey there cheese, slowly spread over my cracker
Holy Japanese, when you're cookin' you ain't no slacker
You naughty little thing, cook those Hungarian sauces
Oooh such a spicy sting, I want to fuckin' drown in your sauces

Can you stand the heat in the Kitchen of Love?
I hope you prepared for the feast
It really fills your but, you don't have to worry
Take this banana, gently pull back its peel
Unlike Santana, it'll make a good meal
Make a good meal

Open that oven and slide it in
I've got sourdough for two
Fuckin' butter...