Darling, at one time you loved me. So why don’t you love me anymore? Creation doesn’t change like love.
The sun shines during the daytime, And the moon glows at night. Stars twinkle beyond the black void, Dark clouds drift across the sky, The rain falls recurrently, Rivers flow from the hilly terrains, Snow whitens the ground, Pretty flowers bloom in spring, And little songbirds sing sweetly.
The world is turning, but not for me. Darling, I unfeignedly miss you. How I wish creation could renew our love. ...
I know an adorable little girl name Chelsea. She’s the daughter of a friend of mine. The little girl loves me so much. She loves me more than she loves her real father. Her love for me is unbelievable. Nobody has ever seen anything like this.
I can’t even begin to express the way I love her. She gets so excited when she sees me. Her little feet move so fast when she’s capering. She told everyone that I was her daddy. How I wish her words were true. I hope jealousy of me hasn’t filled her dad’s heart. ...
We communicate on social media. I send you my pictures and you send me yours. Miss Yen, do you love me? “Yes, I do love you.” I knew it, Miss Yen. “What do you mean by you knew it?”
We’ve been having tempting conversations. And you haven’t been playing hard to get. I sensed your feelings for me, But I wanted to be sure of it, So I had to ask you the question directly. “I didn’t realize it was that obvious?”
You admitted it so quickly. Most girls wouldn’t answer right away. “We’ve been chatting up...
I do not want your counsel and advice. Where were you when I was enduring hunger? You were not there when I was thirsty. When I was having financial problems, You did not assist me in my hour of need.
When I was in pain and mental distress, You were not around to sympathise with me. I needed the comforting words of a friend. You made me feel like an outsider. I had to sit up in bed so I could keep breathing, But you could sleep soundly at night. I did not see you when I was gasping for air.
An Interview With An American Pastor, A Chinese Pastor, And A Jamaican Pastor
The interviewer asks the American pastor, “Pastor, how do you manage the contributions at your church?” The American pastor replies, “I divide the money fifty-fifty, half is for the ministry and half is for me.”
The interviewer asks the Chinese pastor, “Pastor, how do you manage the contributions at your church?” The Chinese pastor replies, “I draw a line on the floor then I throw the money in the air and what falls on my side of the line is mine and what falls on the other side is for the church.”
The interviewer asks the Jamaican pastor, “Pastor, how do you...
Wahn ole man goh a choch service pahn Sunday. Im always sidung adi back adi choch. Wen di pasta staat preach, Di ole man mek nize ahn disturb im. If im agree wid di pasta, im tan up ahn sey, “Yes, sah; a suh mi seet tu.” But if im nuh agree wid di pasta, im tan up ahn sey, “No, sah; a nuh suh mi seet.” A suh im gwaan inna choch all di time. Di osha dem affi tell im fi kip quiat ar cum out.
A ooman goh inna Rasta Nym food shap Di custama dem a buy wah dem waah She axe im sey, “Natty Dread, omuch fi a bun ahn cheese? Rasta Nym nuh ansa har Im ignore har ahn a serve di adda custama dem Di ooman axe im agen sey, “Rasta Nym, omuch fi a bun ahn cheese? Rasta Nym still nuh ansa har Im a gwaan serve di adda custama dem same way Dis mek di ooman get angry caw she cyaan wait Suh she shout affa im ahn sey, “Natty Dread, yuh nuh ear mi sey omuch fi a bun ahn cheese?” Di ooman a gwaan like she nuh ave nuh...
Nationalism promotes selfishness and hatred The authorities try to trap us into supporting nationalism God created the earth for all human families, Yet we foolishly regard one another as foreigners
Nobody is an illegal immigrant or an alien resident There is no difference between nationalism and racism A nationalist thinks his or her country is the best Therefore, nationalism is definitely not a good thing
PNP means Perfidious National Party JLP means Jamaica Lying Party NHT means National Housing Thief JCF means Jamaica Corrupt Force NTA means National Transport Aggravator GOJ means Gangster of Jamaica JPS means Jamaica Public Swindler MOJ means Ministry of Joke JDF means Jamaica Destructive Force NWC means National Water Crook