Submissions by KevinRottweiler
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
Poet Introduction
I am an average poet, but with much enthusiasm for Coffee House poetry, Christian Inspirational, dog, cat, farming, and other poetry; I like nature and the outdoors. I am with Kindle Amazon & others.
The Whores on 25th street
backs against the wall
finding men with big balls
the whores on 25th street
sucking the meth
and with dirty feet
snots dripping down
their chins
walking a Pit Bull
named Rin Tin Tin
drinking beer and
flavored gin
wearing old bras
and underwear
that stink
but never letting
the people hear
what they think
one went to church
and got kicked out
her teeth were not
white enough
and they hated tattoos
well then Fuck You
who do you think
you are?
passing the tithing baskets ...
finding men with big balls
the whores on 25th street
sucking the meth
and with dirty feet
snots dripping down
their chins
walking a Pit Bull
named Rin Tin Tin
drinking beer and
flavored gin
wearing old bras
and underwear
that stink
but never letting
the people hear
what they think
one went to church
and got kicked out
her teeth were not
white enough
and they hated tattoos
well then Fuck You
who do you think
you are?
passing the tithing baskets ...
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Arthritis Elephant Bravery
Jumbo keeps movin'
his life keeps groovin'
tired & in pain
being driven insane
but he drinks whiskey
keeps him very frisky
then he gets a buzz on
acts like a circus clown
going downtown for a
rampage
sick with arthritis'
and very brave
even his trunk hurts
and he got a new birth'
singin' songs of Boy George
and dancin' to the Bee Gees
Jumbo is stayin' alive
yes he is a stayin' alive
and that ain't no jive
his life keeps groovin'
tired & in pain
being driven insane
but he drinks whiskey
keeps him very frisky
then he gets a buzz on
acts like a circus clown
going downtown for a
rampage
sick with arthritis'
and very brave
even his trunk hurts
and he got a new birth'
singin' songs of Boy George
and dancin' to the Bee Gees
Jumbo is stayin' alive
yes he is a stayin' alive
and that ain't no jive
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Jumbo the Elephant is Drunk
he staggers with
a swagger
like bobbing for
apples
unsteady &
unready
drunk again
on whiskey
getting way too
frisky
his trainer too
nipping at the gin
getting involved in
social sin
nobody ever wins
Jumbo the elephant
is drunk
he is sunk
sucking grapes of
the vine with his
big wrinkled trunk
they bring him
honeybuns soaked
in whiskey and beer
that brings out
frozen tears
Jumbo goes insane
in a rage
and smashed his
elephant cage
a swagger
like bobbing for
apples
unsteady &
unready
drunk again
on whiskey
getting way too
frisky
his trainer too
nipping at the gin
getting involved in
social sin
nobody ever wins
Jumbo the elephant
is drunk
he is sunk
sucking grapes of
the vine with his
big wrinkled trunk
they bring him
honeybuns soaked
in whiskey and beer
that brings out
frozen tears
Jumbo goes insane
in a rage
and smashed his
elephant cage
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Dog / Cat & Rat
dog, cat & rat
getting along
a story on the
Internet
like a sparrow
song
loving animals
kissing beaks
pink tongues
a dog kiss is
Heaven's bliss
and a rat kiss
is a wonderful
bliss
dog
cat &
rat
a powerful
combination
a Heavenly
and Mother Nature's
Revelation
getting along
a story on the
Internet
like a sparrow
song
loving animals
kissing beaks
pink tongues
a dog kiss is
Heaven's bliss
and a rat kiss
is a wonderful
bliss
dog
cat &
rat
a powerful
combination
a Heavenly
and Mother Nature's
Revelation
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Jumbo a Good Boy
Jumbo a good boy
an alcoholic elephant
enjoyed whiskey
riding children on
his back
mostly a love attack
but he got frisky
when drinking
whiskey
smashing down
the elephant house
and finally making
friends with a
white mouse
and bed bug
louse
his trunk was long
a sad sad song
died on the railroad
tracks
and I am writing a
hip hop song
poetic tracks
you know
what I am sayin'
Jumbo was a
Good Boy
an alcoholic elephant
enjoyed whiskey
riding children on
his back
mostly a love attack
but he got frisky
when drinking
whiskey
smashing down
the elephant house
and finally making
friends with a
white mouse
and bed bug
louse
his trunk was long
a sad sad song
died on the railroad
tracks
and I am writing a
hip hop song
poetic tracks
you know
what I am sayin'
Jumbo was a
Good Boy
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Pink Milk Shake
elephant trunks
in pink milk shakes
like an earthquake
big toenails
peanut butter
set sail
off to a land
of pink cream
cheese cakes
and dreams
always give an
elephant some treats
and your friend
he will be
elephant trunks
in pink milk shakes
in pink milk shakes
like an earthquake
big toenails
peanut butter
set sail
off to a land
of pink cream
cheese cakes
and dreams
always give an
elephant some treats
and your friend
he will be
elephant trunks
in pink milk shakes
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Robin Bird In Love With Mouse
the Easter bunny smiled
as the robin fell in
love with a mouse
pink eyes
and white fur
escaped from a
laboratory
somewhere
but they cuddle up
the robin and mouse
even built a straw house
the mouse keeps the
robin warm at night
by wrapping its tail
around the robin
they sing songs
and drink hot tea
grooming her beak
and grooming his tail
fly fly
into the sunset
a honeymoon
they will never
forget
as the robin fell in
love with a mouse
pink eyes
and white fur
escaped from a
laboratory
somewhere
but they cuddle up
the robin and mouse
even built a straw house
the mouse keeps the
robin warm at night
by wrapping its tail
around the robin
they sing songs
and drink hot tea
grooming her beak
and grooming his tail
fly fly
into the sunset
a honeymoon
they will never
forget
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French Fries Eaten First
why do people eat the French fries
at the bottom of the bag first?
driving through slow food lines--
gobbling down chunks of meat
like Pit Bulls
and then emptying their
waste in a porcelain container?
with rear ends flaming
like a charcoal grill
surrounded by E-coli
in a bad laboratory
and the workers
spitting on the meat
and laughing
no way
I eat at home
at the bottom of the bag first?
driving through slow food lines--
gobbling down chunks of meat
like Pit Bulls
and then emptying their
waste in a porcelain container?
with rear ends flaming
like a charcoal grill
surrounded by E-coli
in a bad laboratory
and the workers
spitting on the meat
and laughing
no way
I eat at home
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The Outdoors of Growing Up
the childhood apple tree
and skinned knees
a lilac tree
and Granny
a cat
a mouse
a broken
dysfunctional house
beer bottles
and automobile
throttles
glad those days
are gone
it was all wrong
some never made it
got to
grow up
and get with it
glad you made it
too
and skinned knees
a lilac tree
and Granny
a cat
a mouse
a broken
dysfunctional house
beer bottles
and automobile
throttles
glad those days
are gone
it was all wrong
some never made it
got to
grow up
and get with it
glad you made it
too
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Sundrop
the opposite of a raindrop
is a sundrop
like a cough drop
but you see it
and feel it
and smell it
baking your skin
the opposite of a raindrop
is a sundrop
is a sundrop
like a cough drop
but you see it
and feel it
and smell it
baking your skin
the opposite of a raindrop
is a sundrop
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Footprints
in & out
footprints
till' the day
we die
past
present &
future
even dogs
leave their
paw prints
bark
footprints
till' the day
we die
past
present &
future
even dogs
leave their
paw prints
bark
435 reads
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Library Goof
I am an underground library goof
hiding among the rows
of books
an eccentric cook
seeking old
photographs
and circus elephants
that laugh
need a sexy librarian
to scratch my back
hiding among the rows
of books
an eccentric cook
seeking old
photographs
and circus elephants
that laugh
need a sexy librarian
to scratch my back
448 reads
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