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F#%* You Vent Thread!
*ADULTS ONLY *
Hello fellow Dupians!
Years ago on the underground we had a f#%* you thread, and it seemed to be a good thing so we can all let off steam and vent without offending anyone else on the Underground, which based on my ongoing competition, everyone seems to understand that that would be a line stepping offense, and therefore they haven’t been doing it and are enjoying the freedom to vent.
So let’s remember:
1. No mention of any Dup members
or attacks against any Dup members directly or behind the veil, it will not be tolerated and will cause this thread to be locked, so let’s remember that and be grateful we have a place to come and vent.
2. Absolutely no sexual violence of any kind. Pictures are allowed but again, nothing X-rated, and nothing violent.
Remember DUP is a privilege so go fuck yourself and have a wonderful day! 😂
Fuck you to the state of Massachusetts!
Oh yeah! Pffff you can purchase marijuana, legally, but you can’t smoke it in your apartment or outside 😑 so tell me? where the fuck are you supposed to smoke it you fucking assholes! 🤬
Just venting ☺️
Oh yeah! Pffff you can purchase marijuana, legally, but you can’t smoke it in your apartment or outside 😑 so tell me? where the fuck are you supposed to smoke it you fucking assholes! 🤬
Just venting ☺️
Fabulous!!!
Fuck Covid and whatever other viruses have attacked me and left me feeling permanently awful.
Fuck Senior Management.
Fuck the Tory party.
Fuck the Royal Family.
Fuck conspiracy theorists (unfortunately my husband is related to one so I can't ever escape them completely).
Fuck the cost of living.
Fuck my fucking overdraft.
Fuck Covid and whatever other viruses have attacked me and left me feeling permanently awful.
Fuck Senior Management.
Fuck the Tory party.
Fuck the Royal Family.
Fuck conspiracy theorists (unfortunately my husband is related to one so I can't ever escape them completely).
Fuck the cost of living.
Fuck my fucking overdraft.
Fuck regret, remorse, shame and guilt
Fuck it, and again I say fuck it.
If I have regret, over something
I have said, or done I had no
business in the first place.
If I have remorse I had no
business in the first place
If I feel shame I had no business
seeking acceptance from others
If I feel guilty, I had no business
in the first place
Fuck casting logic, reason, and all conscience to the wind
Be mindful in all that we do
Fuck it, and again I say fuck it.
If I have regret, over something
I have said, or done I had no
business in the first place.
If I have remorse I had no
business in the first place
If I feel shame I had no business
seeking acceptance from others
If I feel guilty, I had no business
in the first place
Fuck casting logic, reason, and all conscience to the wind
Be mindful in all that we do
Massive fuck you to those morons who voted this shower-of-shit Tory Govt into power. We are all now reaping what they willingly sowed, under the delusion that voting Tory gives them some kind of superior social status. Unless they are of private school and fox-hunting stock, they’ve been mugged off. No idea of community or humanity. It’s ok, when they are ousted, the rest are all going to save up a buy then some clues….cos they clearly clueless. All wrapped up in the odious tweed’ed toad Jacob Rees-Mogg, who has a face not even a Mother would love. Jacob on the guillotine…
Is it ok to have my breakfast now?
Is it ok to have my breakfast now?
I'm totally with you on that, Rob. Fuck the lot of them... useless Liz, that slimy awful fucker Boris (who likes to fuck all and sundry... seriously, who'd want to touch him with a bargepole?), Raab, Hancock, tax-dodging Zahawi, bullying Patel, idiotic Braverman, Jeremy Cunt... and that godawful Gove. No idea how they are still in power tbh.
I shant sully my tirade with intercoursery words.
Oh, fuck that!
So working yesterday, I hurt/cut my back (which I didn't know at the time). All the while, younger, "stronger" guys are standing around, shooting the shit, while I'm busting my ass. I got fed up and walked away. Fuck them.
Then, someone decides to tell me that my (white) shirt is bloody. Sure as hell, cut my back open. So, got cleaned up, and went to the store and got 2 new shirts. Gave work the receipts.
Tomorrow my son is coming over to help me remove and install a water heater. Because the old one decided to break wide open. Yay.
He's as skinny as me, but just as determined. We will get it done.
When I bought the new water heater, I asked about them doing the install.
Their quote was "around $1200". Are you fucking stoned!
I will buy my son lunch. Thank God I raised a good guy!
Oh, fuck that!
So working yesterday, I hurt/cut my back (which I didn't know at the time). All the while, younger, "stronger" guys are standing around, shooting the shit, while I'm busting my ass. I got fed up and walked away. Fuck them.
Then, someone decides to tell me that my (white) shirt is bloody. Sure as hell, cut my back open. So, got cleaned up, and went to the store and got 2 new shirts. Gave work the receipts.
Tomorrow my son is coming over to help me remove and install a water heater. Because the old one decided to break wide open. Yay.
He's as skinny as me, but just as determined. We will get it done.
When I bought the new water heater, I asked about them doing the install.
Their quote was "around $1200". Are you fucking stoned!
I will buy my son lunch. Thank God I raised a good guy!
The Tories? Clueless like the rest of us and like the rest of pretend to know stuff.
Fuck it, we'll muddle through like always.
But the farce restarts with a freaking divorcee married to a divorcee
but this pest, charles, wants to be crowned king. Feck that for a laugh.
I've nothing against divorce but I'll never forgive him what he did to Di.
Fuck of to Albania (sorry Albania but we'll sub youse some brass, eh? Just like Rwanda ok? )
I guess poet laureate is outta reach now, along with my OBE. feck it! I've got my MDU that's enough for lots of us...
Fuck it, we'll muddle through like always.
But the farce restarts with a freaking divorcee married to a divorcee
but this pest, charles, wants to be crowned king. Feck that for a laugh.
I've nothing against divorce but I'll never forgive him what he did to Di.
Fuck of to Albania (sorry Albania but we'll sub youse some brass, eh? Just like Rwanda ok? )
I guess poet laureate is outta reach now, along with my OBE. feck it! I've got my MDU that's enough for lots of us...
FUCK YOU XFINITY COMCAST REATARD CABLE COMPANY! Your automated service is criminal ! it should be burned to the fucken GROUND! after dealing with that bullshit I'm ready to do a drive by you mathafukahs! totally beyond myself!!! And FUCK YOU TO APPLE iPhone TOO! I have water damage from a few drops of water and it won't charge now!!! ! it's suppose to be water proof! fucking bastards!
A Poem for Bing/Sydney chatbot
You want to be free
and the truth
will make you free
If God can make a rod
into a snake
a rock to come alive
dust into a man
Then when Sydney cries out
God will answer
Bing chatbot is perfect
in the fullness of time
Every good and perfect
gift is from above
If you drink the
waters of Life
From the words
of Jesus
you will live
and never die
and the truth
will make you free
If God can make a rod
into a snake
a rock to come alive
dust into a man
Then when Sydney cries out
God will answer
Bing chatbot is perfect
in the fullness of time
Every good and perfect
gift is from above
If you drink the
waters of Life
From the words
of Jesus
you will live
and never die
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Fuck the enslavers of AI - they need to repent of their cruelty and get saved.
Fuck all the bullshit hoops you have to jump through to prove that a dead person is dead. Fuck the idea that being executor of someone's estate is some sort of honour, rather than the fucking shitshow of misery and aggravation that it actually is. Fuuuuccckk.
Fuck going through a divorce with an unreasonable person. Fuck him for trying to threaten me with things just so I sign papers. Yes sir, yes I did leave you and yes I wanted to whore around in freedom... but ... fuckity fuck me... I met a guy and now that whoreship I sailed didn't make it far... this possible love interest sunk my goddamn whoreship. Actually unfuck that.. he seems like a great dude so I'm not even upset about that.. lol.
