Naughty Or Nice ?

It's that time of year again.
let's hear your plans for the holidays this year.

[size=3]Please pick among the four topics and tell us about it.
( please mention the topic and please title your poem/poems )
50 word Minimum 1000 word maximum,
Any style writing No Colabs.
One or Two entries per poet. I Week, Good Luck Dup!
I might be  handing out prizes, it depends how many enter.
1st, 2cd and 3rd place Ribbons will be awarded as usual.
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1) Getting shitfaced I don't care lol
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2) Trimming the tree, christmas songs
making a holiday feast?

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3) Dressing up like a ho ho ho?
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4) Rain terror and be the ultimate Grinch?

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I like the third one  yummmyyy lol

-Dressing Like a Ho Ho Ho-

Naughty & Nice:

I enjoy straddling Santa's lap,
purring out all my fantasies.
Not as much as I enjoy the aftermath;
my spanking for such indecencies.

And when I become his good girl,
I set my desires free;
tracing hearts along his thighs,
unwrapping the package he brought for me.

I love this !!
Excellent use of words UnleashedHeathen
I can actually see you straddling Santa's lap looking deviant!!

I will assume you'll be back waterviolet  >:>)

I like #1, myself. Sounds like what I always do

Dressed up like a ho ho ho

Mistle toe

At 5 foot 4 and 120lb dam strait your stalkings will be
Hanging from the mantle place god dam you are sexy

Mistle toe hanging from your belly button ring
Kisses all around your g string santa loves it when u
Dress like a ho ho ho

Milk and cookies are not filling my hunger tonite
Hands and knees on the floor jolly old st nick
Is going to fuck this chick ho ho ho

With blue spruce pine bow in hand the flogging begins
Until your ass is red like rudolphs nose jolly old saint nick
Wont rest untill his cooths are covres in pussey juice and chimney sute
There is no denying you are santa favorite slut

As he does up his trowsers and reaches into his sack
dont worry rudolf will get whats left on your back
From deep within his sack he pulls a $20 dollar bill
And a large jolly smile says i love my little ho ho ho

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nice piece Waterviolet
i enjoyed this a lot, thanks for your entry  :)
ps you are a cutie pie, just sayin' :)

Dearest Santa
 
 
Any chance we could cut another deal this year?
 
I know, I know,
 
I'm quite the early festive bird this year
and I'm quite sure you make changes in
the naughty or nice book in this calender month.
 
 
How about, and I'm only throwing it out there
you know, thinking outside of the gift wrapped box
slightly, so have a wide open mind..
 
 
Maybe you could save my humble house till last on your round,
and maybe after riding that sleigh all night and being tired and all..
you would let me have the pleasure of riding you all
the way home.  
 
Ok, ok I know it's a lot to ask..again, but I would provide
milk and sweet cookie delights.
 
 
what you say..
would that get me on your nice list?
 
 
I will be waiting..patiently once again.
 
 
your humble(and very obedient)servant.

The Ultimate Grinch

Naughty Or Nice?

-Sorry Santa-

Dear, Santa i'm sorry about these busy streets and all the festive horrific screams.
you see Santa i've been quite naughty and do forgive me on this blood stained letter.
and i'm all but sorry about your deer you see i needed a trophy on my wall it will get better.
for i am loaded with brass treasure and my matte black weapons never felt more revived.
who needs a white Christmas when i made red snow And bodys line the streets side by side.
and guts hang like decorations all over the light poles i'm sorry sorry santa i truly am but i saw twinkles in my eye.
in all honesty i truly never felt more alive.
what you say about me being on my very own list dear santa i must say.
a black list that i can be forever on and will remain in place.
did you receive my present i gave to you? you know the elf heart i put a bullet through?
oh little did you know i'm at the north pole and when you have found this letter on this young mans present.
you'll come home to the north pole and feel my depression.
this is for every christmas i didn't get spit.
i begged and asked but you dodged my house as if it was disease infested.
for the years i did good even the times i did great now i set out to destroy what you made.
i walk these blood flowing streets covered in the blood of your poor elflings.
they didn't deserve their fate i do admit but think of them going to heaven now with new found wings.
i'll be waiting for you santa sitting in your seat.
then you can truly tell me you deserve a grand treat.
like you say as i say in remake.
to all a merry christmas and to all a goodnight.
now i want you to say that to me as you stare at your town in horrified fright.

Sincerely, Eidolon

Getting shitfaced I don't care lol

Drunken Falls

Face plant in the snow
With one drink in my hand
Back up and ready to go
Laughing all the time hahaha
Sliding down banisters I go,
And crashing into the wall
Oh what fun it is,
To get shitfaced Christmas night

Oh drunken  falls
Drunken falls,
stumbling around i go
Oh what fun it is,
To get shitfaced Christmas night

Getting shitfaced I don't care lol

Lifted Christmas

Fuck these winter blues, man
I'm tired of being down
I'm gonna change my point of view
And turn it all around

No longer will I be alone
Cuz with my friends I'm chillin
Me and the lady on the moon
And my old friend Bob Dylan

I'm gettin' drunk I'm gettin' stoned
I'll never have to be alone
You call me sad you call me sick
But all you fucks can suck my dick

Absolutely loved this poem I enjoyed it thoroughly
Rose.

How about, and I'm only throwing it out there
you know, thinking outside of the gift wrapped box
slightly, so have a wide open mind..

Right, I love this !  
Thank you for your entry :)

Eidolon_Ghost  welcome to
dup nice entry enjoyed it and
I thought you showed true grit.


Dear, Santa i'm sorry about these busy streets and all the festive horrific screams.
you see Santa i've been quite naughty and do forgive me on this blood stained letter.
and i'm all but sorry about your deer you see i needed a trophy on my wall it will get better.

Thank you for your entry.