Lighten up!

Best Laid Plans

The next time you come into town and we meet
I have it all down in my mind
We'll meet for coffee,
Talk about things we've done
Go up to your room
Put Pusifer on - Rev. 22:20
 
Then I'll dance for you
Got my moves all worked out
Part striptease, part lapdance  
- all hot
Ride you in the chair, till you beg for mercy
And then in the bed, I'll come, too
Maybe once more in the shower
- why not?
I'm never not ready for you
 
But I know when you come
Dance and coffee are myths
And all of my plans go askew
I'll go up to your room
And with our first kiss, it becomes
Just hot sex, sweet love, and you.

Life is like a tractor ploughing
through the soil
We stand alone most of the time
to tackle its rich soars

Like any given life task
we breathe when demons blow
But fight we will
with all our might to quench their thirst with gold

For thay can carry it with ease
It doesn't mean we are buyers
I'll sink the chairman of the board
to show him a naked cryer

At least then he'll see the light
that Jesus gave to me
And angels will surround the night
Whilst blowing trumpet seeds

So lighten up all is well
Will tell the boss to slow down
For the more you do nothing
it turns into something, and that's when you find the clover.

Who Knows


Last four people on earth
two couples, hetero's
must go in search of resources
toss a coin to decide their courses
left is heads, right is tails
then off they go, in opposite directions

The path heading left
led to fresh streams
animals were plenty
the couple reproduced, lived on happily
grew to become a super sized family

The path headed right
on the other hand
went right off a cliff
the couple crashed and died

forever it would be argued
to what the scenario could be attributed
survival of the fittest, or
destiny pre planned
a case of bad luck
a karmic debt, or nothing at all

these are the variances
of every school of thought

I rounded the corner and what did I see, but my own reflection, staring back at me-
I stood there unsure and bewildered-
Haven't I already woke-up and left the house this morning-
So I rubbed my eyes to see clearer-
And into view came the bathroom mirror-
Am I awake, unsure-
Am I asleep, don't know-
If I'm awake and walking down the road, then I'm committing a felony, cause I have on no clothes-
But if I'm asleep and it's all a dream, then everything is ok you see-
Caught in a daze-
Caught in a haze-
Damn, I hate these mornings-

PierreTheMad said:Pedro, the Ambivalent Domicile

One day, Pedro was just sitting there.  
He was just sitting there because he's a fucking house
and that's all that houses can fucking do.  

Nevertheless, Pedro didn't mind.  
He didn't have an opinion on his lack of mobility
because he's a fucking house and houses don't have any fucking opinions on anything.


THE END


The winning entry!

This was just brilliant, PTM. Thank you!


thanks to all who entered, it was fun to read

Thank me?  Thank you!

Honestly this whole thread was a riot.