Alien Speak
Poetry Contest Description
Defining Alien words
I am in contact with Aliens, having been abducted several times. I have a felangany chip under my skin at the back of my neck. This was done by Zillons from the planet Thaargh.
This helps me communicate with them, but there are 7 Alien words that I cant define and don't understand
Write a short poem (10 lines or less)
Picking one of these words
And explain what they mean?
Up to 7 entries only
No collabs.
4 weeks
Will go to a public vote
Good Luck and have FUN!
1. Snooglefingle
2. Blattingimcam
3. Fedoodleing
4. Ginggrabula
5. Vindeckularity
6. Zaffrefraggling
7. Sploogenessesity
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https://deepundergroundpoetry.com/poems/327908-ginggrabula/
Image By Drcwp1 - Own work, Public Domain, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=3324173
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Snooglefingle
It’s tradition when we mingle,
Those of us you know as ‘single’,
When you do the Snooglefingle.
Though it comes from our home planet,
Which is made of solid granite,
Where we grow the pomegranate.
We are sexual by nature,
Set in stone, our legislature.
So it really makes us tingle,
When we do the Snooglefingle!
Art by Corina Chirila
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Zaffrefraggling
We love big gems to match our eyes in size.
Dressed to the nines it comes as no surprise,
The Zillon with the biggest golden eyes.
An escort with big eyes ensures a date,
Is most coveted as a coupling mate,
And believed smarter offspring will create.
We’re a species of people where size counts,
A planet where we treasure ev’ry ounce.
The larger we find of the pretty bling,
When we shop we go Zaffrefraggl’ing!
Fedoodleing
It is the trademark you see,
a product they need
when female aliens
have reeking entrail--iens,
that require some care
in areas "down there."
Their culture, you see,
'tis more formal than we
and ours which we've made
acceptable to degrade
the private cleansings
after our menses.
"Fedoodleing" therefore
is what we know more
commonly as sloshing,
splooshing and washing
by way of devices to make it all clear--
the translation we know, is "douching", my dear.....
It is the trademark you see,
a product they need
when female aliens
have reeking entrail--iens,
that require some care
in areas "down there."
Their culture, you see,
'tis more formal than we
and ours which we've made
acceptable to degrade
the private cleansings
after our menses.
"Fedoodleing" therefore
is what we know more
commonly as sloshing,
splooshing and washing
by way of devices to make it all clear--
the translation we know, is "douching", my dear.....
