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Poetry competition CLOSED 14th February 2023 10:35pm
WINNER
Jordan (D.O.C.)
Jordan (D.O.C.)
RUNNER-UP:
Pinkdreams
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DUP Last Will & Testament
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Since This Is My Last Will
Since
this is
my last will
and testament,
I would hereby leave
our next door neighbors a
video I shot of their own
son fucking his sister's pussy
with his cock while he was home for a
visit from college. God, that felt so good!
this is
my last will
and testament,
I would hereby leave
our next door neighbors a
video I shot of their own
son fucking his sister's pussy
with his cock while he was home for a
visit from college. God, that felt so good!
Written by Green_Arrow
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My DUP last will & testament
When I die I will leave Madame Lavender, you know Dups very own representative, the task of burying my ashes under an old oak tree here in Gloucester! 😂
I have nothing of value in my possession, so I leave her all my grief and unfinished poems from the Underground 😂
Okay okay, and a little love ❤️ too..
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DUP Last Will and Testament (for when I'm truly deep underground though I'd prefer to be cremated)
in honor of your tolerating my TMI poetry
I bequeath one lucky poet my 12 year old cat
she will slow blink adoringly at you
lower your blood pressure with her contented purring
and only occasionally
pee on your bed
for all the support
of my ADD poetic ramblings
I will arrange to have sent to each of you
a token of my appreciation
which
on my budget
will be one of the following:
a Jolly Rancher hard candy
or a fun-sized Twix bar
Choose wisely
I also bequeath
a couple dozen unfinished poems
to anyone bored or interested
I suggest you turn them into limericks
Especially the erotic ones
Lastly
I bequeath
my 7th grade teaching job
-its what killed me-
You will be frequently amused
Occasionally delighted
Stressed beyond the limits of human tolerance
And seldom bored!
To celebrate my life please do most of the following:
Listen to music by The Who, The Prodigy, Slade, Sparks, Roy Wood,
and Guns N Roses
Go to a laser show
Search for the Northern Lights
Continue to inspire, titillate, entertain, and comfort the DUP community by sharing your unique and powerful writing talents
Defintely do the last one
Or I'll haunt you
I bequeath one lucky poet my 12 year old cat
she will slow blink adoringly at you
lower your blood pressure with her contented purring
and only occasionally
pee on your bed
for all the support
of my ADD poetic ramblings
I will arrange to have sent to each of you
a token of my appreciation
which
on my budget
will be one of the following:
a Jolly Rancher hard candy
or a fun-sized Twix bar
Choose wisely
I also bequeath
a couple dozen unfinished poems
to anyone bored or interested
I suggest you turn them into limericks
Especially the erotic ones
Lastly
I bequeath
my 7th grade teaching job
-its what killed me-
You will be frequently amused
Occasionally delighted
And seldom bored!
To celebrate my life please do most of the following:
Listen to music by The Who, The Prodigy, Slade, Sparks, Roy Wood,
and Guns N Roses
Go to a laser show
Search for the Northern Lights
Continue to inspire, titillate, entertain, and comfort the DUP community by sharing your unique and powerful writing talents
Defintely do the last one
Or I'll haunt you
Written by Pinkdreams
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First Wish
I've been willing
all my life
not to have any
last will...
I've been writing
all my life
not to have any
last write...
I've been waiting
all my life
not to have any
last wait...
wanting is
a different feel
I've been wanting
all my life
not to have any
last feel...
I've been warping
all my life
not to have any
last walk...
dreaming is
a different sway
I've been wishing
all my life
not to have any
last warble...
I've been dreaming
not to have any
of your nightmares
all my life.
PAR
Written by PAR
(PAULO ACACIO RAMOS)
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Paradise in the Sky
When I leave the Earth
My words and my
Heart will go out to
all the ladies at the
DUP for they are wild and
crazy in their own
unique way
To all the men at the
DUP I leave these
words always
Treat the ladies with
Kindness and Respect
My words and my
Heart will go out to
all the ladies at the
DUP for they are wild and
crazy in their own
unique way
To all the men at the
DUP I leave these
words always
Treat the ladies with
Kindness and Respect
Written by Phantom2426
(Francisco J Vera)
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