"To Each Poetaster of True Taste . . . "

Warning!    
Suitable for Only Children      
      
"The satirist Menippean ad hominems attacks,      
not pri*ks or any ret*rd making such who Reason lacks."      
-- a Menippean satirist-poet who loathes the false ideology,      
not the mor*nic motherfu*ker mouthing it      
       
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"I -- "DOC" -- the humble Bard unequalled here deep underground,      
in being of a mind not only sound but world renowned --      
aside from an integrity, a flair extraordinaire,      
a handsome figure, even teeth, and one tight derrière --      
hereby make known my final will and testament sans fear      
of poetasters matching mine unmatchable career,      
and thus do I bequeath to each my talent nonpareil;      
a debonair ability to words pronounce and spell;      
an otherworldly irony; a transcendental wit;      
the need to not once move the lips (my having read a bit);      
the factor all call "It" (my knowing 1 plus 1 is 2);      
plus no belief in "God" (thanks to my zero-plus IQ);      
poetic skills beyond Imagination's bound and bourne,      
wherein I keep the "verse" of rhymesters stashed beneath the porn --      
a cache of cool clichés; imperfect rhymes; erratic feet;      
mismatched motifs; mixed metaphors; and semen stains discreet;      
with sounds cacophonous; with catastrophic flaws in form;      
with tangled topics absent aims, and semen stains still warm;      
still vulgar words on each romantic's endless "no-no" list;      
vast glossy centerfolds of strutting c*nts the semen kissed;      
on precious life and love profound deep FEELINGS creamy hot;      
and last -- one meter of this wad of imagery I shot."      
       
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a dedication of Respect      
for      
the inheritance of        
skills Analytic --      
not to mention Sense        
       
a revolving helios rhyme menippean satire Valid on      
the romantic's dispossession of      
Reason --      
in addition to poetic prowess        
       
february, 2023 -- yet the satire menippean      
coming continuously      
into a fortune of indoctrinated ideologies irrational      
(besides unethical)      
to take a shot at